Oh, I wish a girl said that to me.

TLDR: so yeah... Today I went out "daygaming" in Milan and approached zero girls.

~Why did you put the quotation marks to DAYGAME? - What actually happens when I "game" is that I see a girl walking towards me, I keep the eye contact and, if she maintains it, I walk past her thinking to myself "yeah she enjoyed every second of it" making myself laugh.

~Good fucking job Casanova, why aren't you approchin them though? - Well... That's why I am writing this post. I don't have a support system that can help me yet.

~Yo, Giulietless Romeo, do you expect /r/seduction to grab your dick and penetrate the girls you see for you? - Nope, I want to turn this post into a ROAST ME. I already feel kinda shitty about the fact that I did not take action, but I want to take my feelings to the next level: I think I need to be publicly ashamed, I want to be on the verge of crying and to question my own sexuallity and my friends cannot do that for me. That's why I am asking you guys to show you meaner side. I need some tough love.

I'll give you guys some items to work with:

  • I went out for 6 hours today.
  • In the past I have only approached girls that were sitting alone. ~ oh we see, you're making it harder for them to escape.
  • I can speak Italian, Romainian and English. ~Ulalà, we have a fucking polyglot.
  • Despite being 22 I am inexperienced with girls. ~ Wait a second, were you into guys before? - Nope. ~OUCH!
  • Today I have approached 2 guys. We jerked each other off in circlebecause we were there to game. They were gaming properly though, I was doing my version of "gaming".
  • I saw girls that were borderline models. ~Yo, dickless boy, dafuck did you do for 6 hours. Did you just looked at them? - icannot say today was the best day for our hero. ~your superhero nick name should be "hymen buster"
  • I know I shouldn't be scared of approaching.
  • I have whatched way too much content before taking action.
  • If a girl is sitting alone, after circumnavigating her twice or thrice, like a shark looking for his pray, I am able to approach.
  • I can't stop a girl walking towards me yet.
  • If I am on a bus and see a cute girl, I cannot chat her up yet. I am too afraid to beak the silence and I'm not comfortable knowing anyone could hear me [I know rationally that people make their own business, but on an emotional level I am not there yet]

Fell free to do your worst guys. Roast the fuck out of me.