(Disclaimer : english is not my native language, I'll do my best).

Ok, so I have a problem, I think I have some good material for routines, but they lack something : when I deliver them, there's this awkward silence at the end, like people are expecting a punchline or something.

Here's an example : When I was in Lithuania, I had to take my return flight, so I arrived in freezing Vilnius at 6 in the morning, after a sleepless night. I was alone, with my heavy backpack on and nowhere to go, and I started to wonder I I would survive this night. Suddenly, a wild McDonalds appear, god bless capitalism ! I find shelter inside.

Quickly, I feel a bit embarassed to stay in a restaurant without ordering anything, so I go for the happy meal, the meal that comes with a toy. So I get this silly toy, like a stuffed monster or something.

And I wait for the hour of departure to come, sleeping on the table , trying to make sure nobody steals my stuff.

Finally the hour to leave is here, so I grab my stuff, including the toy, and I start to walk toward the exit... when I see that lovely kid and his mom, enjoying a meal at McDonalds like it is the best thing he ever had.

So I walk to them, and handed the toy to the kid. He didn't understood me at first, but his mom nodded at him, and he accepted the toy. Then I left.

Well, that's it. I feel the end is kind of weak. Can you help me change this story in something more... interesting maybe ?

Thanks.