I'm still a virgin and have no idea what I'm doing but I managed to get this girls number and I'm not sure how to actually meet up with her.
Here is the full (badly translated) conversation:
Tinder:
Me: if you don't have a bio how do I pretend I didn't swipe right for your pictures?
Her: is there another reason to swipe right?
Me: hmm I guess you are right. How about you will give me your number I hate this app.
Her: phone number
Whatsapp massages:
Me: hello, is X here?
Her: yes this is X
Me: hi X , I'm selling sex Would you like: Free sex, Deluxe sex, Musical sex, Sex in flavors , Or Vegan sex?
Her: Musical sex
Me: this costs xx inculding the band
Her:ok I'd like to order.
Me: Your place , My place (currently anaviable due to some father in my living room), Hotel sex, Or Outdoor sex?
This is probably where i fucked up a bit
Me after after some time: Fuck it I'm booking screenshot of hotel checkout
Her: you are so funny
Me: I know, I know
Trying to back off
Me: so to the most important question of all time: What do you put on pizza?
Her: olives.
This is probably something weird to say but I'm trying to get a reaction out of her
Me: my sister said avocado is nice on pizza but I don't believe her.
No response (yet?)
Any ideas how to get to the next step?
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