So me and a buddy are down at Key West for his birthday and Cinco. Annnnd everyone down here is really bitchy. I've gotten some positive results when talking to girls. I approached a 3 set last night and got simultaneously befriended and destroyed by the female AMOG. I had no idea it was coming and I was so taken off guard it was laughable.

Scraped this girl from that set off on my buddy because it's his birthday. He didn't close, that ungrateful bastard. I also told a bachelorette party that I was a male stripper and that had mixed results. I will try that one again when the party isn't trying to get into a cab. The 2 of us have pretty good bodies so it's actually believable.

Snowball with me here, community. I need some brainstorming so that I can number close tonight after failing last night. I am trying to have people all over the state so I can hit them up when I travel. No better place to do that than the keys.