So here's the deal: I go to college and would like to get laid more (who wouldn't). I can never bring girls back to my room for 2 reasons:

1) My roommate is ALWAYS there.

2) I go to a military school and am not allowed to have female visitors after 11pm (they actually check on this too....)

So here is my question: How do I pick up girls at the bar and smoothly get then to take me to their room?

Also any other advice is welcome.