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Lol lucky for you I am always doing this. So basically you need to get her in the back seat.
First you can start leaning into her and make your first kissing over the transmission. Once it gets hot you gotta be like “ lets take this to the back” and then do accordingly
[–]Ok_Engineer1270 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Another move bro ! Cock your seat back and say “get over here.”, Maintain strong eye contact on top of that and yall be on each other in no time
[–]cassc94 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If she’s as big as OP is describing she might not want to do this haha
[–]Ok_Engineer1270 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another move people don’t use alot and really should is pulling the back and front seats down ;))
[–]Lkn4it 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Back in the day:
When bench front seats were a thing.
I was in the back seat with my girlfriend at the drive-in.
My buddy was in the front seat and got his foot stuck in the horn. He had to open the door and crawl out of the car naked to get untangled.
Making out in a car has always been akward.
[–]murphman1999 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You and your friend were making out with chicks in the same car?? That's w i l d
[–]Mariposa_Flor 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man I miss high school sometimes 😭
[–]Jhadiro 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Turn off all the lights in car
Ask if she wants to "take this to the backeat"
Just go for it and see what happens.
Don't worry too much about making her uncomfortable, sounds like she had been enjoying your company for the past 2 hours, your not going to scare her away by showing her your affection towards her..
[–]murphman1999 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have faced the car makeout/sex problem myself on multiple occasions.
Prepwork: 1) Remove all clutter from your car 2) Hang up a nice Little Tree 3) Unplug any charging/aux cables (I've broken like 3 this way)
Considerations: 1) Park away from everyone else at the theater 2) Don't miss your social cues 3) While at the theater, absolutely do not try to bang. It's not worth catching a public indecency charge. If things progress well, you could consider taking it back to one of your places or to a VERY secluded area.
Process: Im confused by the way you described her sitting, but try to coax her into a position that's going to work for a first kiss. In my car, I keep my feet on my side posted up against the side with my stomach resting on the console. At least in my car, this was decently comfortable.
[–]cassc94 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Let me walk you through a play here. Step by step, so even in the case of nerves or anxiety, you can do it
Step 1) face her
Step 2) tell her she looks gorgeous
Step 3) reach your dominant hand over to GENTLY touch her chin, and guide her lips to yours, while you move your lips to hers. (You meet half way, okay so what if shes big - one or both of you together should be able to make the distance)
Step 4) whatever the fk feels natural after a kiss. Your chemistry will decide the rest. If it goes well and you really do need to go into the back seat, then maybe...
Step 5) “I want to be closer to you, let’s get in the back” or something equally true. Don’t go to the back if you’re not ready to actually face her and put your hands where they ought to be in the back seat.
Good luck chuck
[–]OstrichPete[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nice tips! One thing: "face her and put your hands where they ought to be in the back" <--more description please! Like...what should I do to her in the backseat? So we kiss...and then we just start touching each other in the back? Sorry I'm a complete noob at this lmao
[–]PlottingOnTheComeUp 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Once you get to the back, start on her tits. Treat her tits like it’s the LAST time you’re ever gonna see tits again. Appreciate them, suck them and lightly bite her nipples. Kiss her neck/give hickeys. Kiss her lips again. Variate between this.
As the mood heightens and you can tell things are getting heated, slowly put your hands down where her panties are. (Or, do the opposite and ask her to toss you off/suck you off) Do a circular motion/up and down motion with your finger on her panties. Then slide ur hand under her panties and find her clit and continue. Or you can simply ask her to suck on your cock. Alternate between all of this.
Get her wet and when u feel like she’s in mood (Don’t forget that you should want to do it to, and it’s fine if the time isn’t right) slide ur dick in and go at it either missionary or she jumps on ontop. Things should naturally unfold after this. You got this bro!
[–]cassc94 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Touch her boobies
[–]Mariposa_Flor 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Take it to the backseat! :D
[–]Aregoodusernamesleft 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Get a cheap room if possible.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This if the girl is high interest and you know it’s in the bag. Can feel degrading to some women. In your case, do it.
[–]OstrichPete[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah that'd be nice and in my experience works better...but covid's got me spooked tbh. And of course we both live with our parents in smallish houses so that's a no go either...hopefully this girl moves out (Like she's been saying) so we can move there after our date
[–]Aregoodusernamesleft 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t wait until she moves out. Also, don’t just take her there. Talk to her about it. If she’s willing to have sex then present it as a place you can both feel comfortable and not rush. I’ve rented hotel rooms countless times even with my own place. Some women think it’s cheapens the experience however I present it as making it special.
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[–]murphman1999 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
20 minutes!?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don’t ask her to kiss you. Seriously? Feel the vibe and just do it. Don’t be asking permission like a simp, guaranteed will dry her up. You’ll know if she’s wanting it and she already does, so no worries.
[–]leshhgooo 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Come on man raise your standards, sound like you had a whale in your car.
[–]OstrichPete[S] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And so what if she's a whale? That makes her less human or desirable to everyone? You're standards and preferences aren't mine so I'd recommend being more respectful of others' going forward.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also this.
[–]Bluedragon75 -2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Dont ever try to start something in the car. Its awkward as hell. And uncomfortable. Maybe giving a blowjob is fun but it still risky as hell because everyone can see you. The most you should do is put your hand on their knee or thigh and move it to somewhere else.
[–]murphman1999 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Making out isn't horrible in the car, but anything more is definitely awkward as heck. Also leads to broken aux cords.
[–]OstrichPete[S] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I have 2 cables so that's a nice tip. I'll prolly stick to making out
[–]checkyourstatistics 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Hard disagree, but I have tinted windows. You should get some too, not only to fuck in the backseat but for your privacy in general. No ones need to see you sticking your finger in your nose or seeing you making awkward faces while you sing to the radio. Also, the car heats way less under the sun.
[–]Bluedragon75 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You can still see through tinted windows and its super obvious because the car fogs up. Also, ITS AGAINST THE LAW. the cops will fucking arrest you if they catch you. Why ever risk it unless your out in the middle of nowhere
[–]checkyourstatistics 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh I'm not from the US so I don't know how things play out there. But here you can 100% fuck in your car legally as long as no one sees (since that would fall under " exhibitionism and public outrage" which is the law that inhibits you from walking down the street with your dong out) but since the car is considered private property and a personal space you can do it for sure.
Actually, it is kinda a not so uncommon practice here.
Also, tinted windows have different levels. I have 5% tint on the windows in the back and I am 100 % positive you can't see shit, even if you slam your head into the window and try to look inside it is still impossible.
[–]Bluedragon75 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah in america its illegal to have sex in public and tinted windows vary by state but most states you cant have them
So...should I attempt to "touch" her in the car if that's where things go? I feel a bj wouldn't work physically (Plus I don't like oral stuff) but at least pleasuring her would be better? She kinda was insinuating about giving me a handjob with the emergency brake stroking (Well at least I think so) so maybe that'd be more appropriate given the constraints of my small car
Yeah i mean let her touch you. But if you want to touch her its better to let the tension build up in the car and then move elsewhere like to a bedroom where you can give her a much better experience
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[–]murphman1999 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Didn't realize it was cool to drop turds on someone's post they obviously took a lot of time to write up. While this post probably belongs in a different sub, like r/dating, it still meets this community's guidelines and should be respected as such.
[–]angienostra 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Take advantage of the space to contour yourself to better fit her needs. Use your flexibility as a flex. It'll only be for a while ideally.
[–]throwRaSniffles 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My thing has always been to go for a quick kiss and then either change location to somewhere you’re less likely to be seen (maybe have a couple spots in mind), and then get in the back
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