If you guys already know all the stuff I'm about to say then I apologize, but I am a lone wolf that has never talked to anyone about this stuff before and developed these strategies on my own. Thought I would share:
I have a 90% success rate with first date blowjobs. I could probably have sex too but I'd rather get head, less disease risk with a stranger and I enjoy it way more.
Anyway:
-Go after girls with unflattering profile pictures. A lot of times they are actually pretty good looking, but don't know how to take a picture. This results in them getting less messages from guys, increasing your odds of getting a response.
-NEVER talk about anything sexual before you meet. Every other guy does because they want to ensure the expectation of action is there before they waste time and effort going on a date. This is a mistake. She is attracted to you enough to talk to you, which means she will suck your dick or fuck you if the conditions are right. It is a given, if she replies to you on a dating site. If she wasn't interested, she would ignore you.
-Always schedule the date after dark, the later the better. When was the last time you heard of anyone "going back to my place and fucking me" after an 11AM lunch date. Fuck that shit! Daylight is your enemy.
-Ideally you should schedule the date after 10PM, as nothing is open and the only logical thing to do at that point is watch a movie at your place or theirs. Movie alone in a room leads to cuddling which leads to action.
-If they protest the first date being at 10PM when you are technically strangers, offer to meet them in a Walmart or something first where they can scream if you're ugly or not as advertised. A few took me up on this and it resulted in the night going as planned.
-If they ask "What will we do?" Tell them you will cuddle and watch a movie. If they agree (most do), they have agreed to close quarters contact on the first date, which astronomically increases your odds of action. Half the time they are OK with fooling around and calling it cuddling makes them feel like less of a whore.
-If they want to have friends with them when you guys hang out, tell them that's fine, but make it clear you want some alone time to get to know them in private as well. Very often their friends will be gatekeepers that they can nonverbally signal if you have a neckbeard or something. Just make it clear you will only hang out with her if the friends aren't there all night.
-If they question "why it has to be so late", tell them you work third shift and those are your normal hours.
-Use unflattering pictures on your profile as well as good ones, you want them to have a realistic expectation of what you look like. Better to have them be pleasantly surprised thinking you were ugly, than to be disappointed because they assumed that one side angled pic was how you looked all the time.
-Keep your profile as sterile as possible. You never know what dumb shit will turn a girl off. Remember, they are looking for potential relationship partners, you on the other hand don't give a shit about their hobbies or interests because you won't be dating them. It also gives more for you to talk about with them on the actual "date".
-Never call it a date, just call it "hanging out". This takes the pressure and expectations off of things and removes the subconscious mental roadblock they have about sex on the first date.
-Again, always schedule the date in a secluded place, somewhere that spontaneous action can happen. If you have to "take them back to your place" from wherever you are, they have time to lose the moment of passion and think rationally enough to change their mind.
-For college girls that still live at home and can't have guys over, get a hotel. Same goes if you have roommates. It's easy to get a girl to go to a hotel with you on the first date, you just tell them you are from out of town and that is where you are staying. Tell them to think of it like going to your house because in this area, that's what it is since you don't live here.
-Download an autoclicker for websites like POF, OK Cupid, etc. Have it click yes for you at a rate of once per second (any faster might make them catch on) all night long. This sends a notification that you're interested, and basically does the equivalent of sending "hey" to a girl, without her being able to bitch that you didn't send her a "creative message". Basically allows you to auto message thousands of girls in a night while you sleep, and wake up to hundreds of messages. Just weed out the fatties and answer the hot ones.
The bottom line is girls are people too and are just as horny as you are. When you call it "cuddling" instead of fucking, and give plausible deniability for their subconscious, great things happen.
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