I had two days before I left Manila and I def wanted to get another notch in. So, I met this Instagram-loving girl named Riri. After PMing her on Tinder, we chatted for a bit before she came directly to my airbnb.

She’d def looked like a lower-tier model when I met her in person. After leading her to my apartment, we chatted for a bit, before I whipped out my most powerful pickup technique: truth or dare.

So, I’m definitely implementing the “truth or dare” technique as a last resort. It’s crazy how far you can get under the pretences of a simple game. Better yet, it lets girls think “it just happened” without anti-slut defenses popping up to cockblock you.

It’s simple: do something small (e.g. hold my hand, give me a kiss on the cheek), before ramping up the stakes (e.g. kiss me on the lips, take off your bra, let me kiss your neck), and finally the crescendo (e.g. “give me two minutes of what I want to do to do”).

It worked on Riri and Laramie. I def want to try it in Colombia if I’m out of options tryna pull due to LMR or otherwise.

Anyway, you get the gyst: we play truth or dare and it isn’t long before we begin fucking in missionary position.