Backstory I knew this girl back in high school, around 10 years ago. She was known for flashing her tits, as they were much bigger than normal for her age. I must admit, I've never forgotten them. She added me on Facebook about 2 weeks ago. As an added bonus, she is listed as "in a relationship". I decided to message her last night.

Me: Damn [name]! What the hell is up? I haven't seen or talked to you since way back in the day when you used to flash me your tits. Haha, good times... and your tits were pretty good too ; )

Her: Lol I am good Im livin in [place] again. Goin to school to get my nursing degree and raising my babies how are u?

Me: Ya, I see that. They're cute. It's so weird seeing all you girls from high school having babies now. I hope you're still finding time to have fun and be a little crazy though ; )

Her: I know its crazy. And yes always make time for that

Me: That's what I like to hear. So hypothetically speaking, let's say it's a Tuesday night and you're really bored... do you a) get really drunk or b) really high?

Her: Its really an a and b combination lol

Me: Obviously, it was a trick question. And yet you still pulled out the right answer. I gotta give ya 2 points for that and hell, I'll even throw in 3 points for the awesome tits (assuming they still are). At 15 points, you get to smoke with me ; )

Her: lol sounds good... but since I have 2 boobs I think it should be 3 points a piece

Me: Well I can't be totally sure that you even still have boobs, considering I haven't seen you in forever. But I guess I can give you the benefit of the doubt, and give you 3 points for each. So that brings you up to 8 points so far...

Her: well thanks.. lol where you at now a days?

Me: I moved to a far away land known as [place].

Her: damn I will have to get a boat lol

Me: Boat, boobs, beer and weed. Sounds like a fun time to me ; )

Her: I completely agree so when should I schedule my trip down memory lane??

Me: I'm free Thursday. But only if you're in the mood for an adventure ; )

Her: lol sounds good my number is [number] call me whenever