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[–]Spaceman7Spiff 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The 2nd date is a good time to invite her along to participate in one of your hobbies. Bowling or the arcade is also not a bad idea. The point is that you should be looking for something that the two of you can do together so you can really get to know each other and build a bond.
[–]Jack__Knife 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
I'd tell you what to do to get laid, but you'd be safer taking her to coffee, and a movie. Bring flowers.
[–]MyCroweSoft 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I thought a film was generally seen as a bad idea?
[–]Jack__Knife 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
You just can't see the good advise already given, not my fault.
[–]MyCroweSoft 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My bad but I don't understand this
[–]ben1324 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cooking dinner together at your place. That's always fun
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dinner & a movie at your place
[+]Jack__Knife -12 points-11 points-10 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Met with a girl I met at a club last week and had a pretty good time. We went to play mini golf and then to a bar for a few drinks before dropping her off at home.
What did you do? Push her outta the car with your foot and hit the gas? Why didn't you go in?
Which would you say is better or should I just ask what she would prefer to do? Any other suggestions would be good too.
Both suck, and you never ask her, leaders don't ask.
Plan ahead. Make sure your bang pad is clean, and stocked with extra booze and snacks.
Take her to a patio bar, or local watering hole near by. Sit next to her.
Tell her you have a guitar at home, you'd love to show her how to 'bang' out a tune.
[–]bjlmag 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
The core of this advice isn't terrible, but the way you said it sucks.
[–]Jack__Knife -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
How's that? It's how to get laid 101.
[–]bjlmag 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
It's not, actually, and the way you wrote it makes you sound like an overly try-hard alpha douchebag rather than someone trying to help out a beginner. I mean, "bang out a tune"? Really?
[–]Jack__Knife -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Oh, it's my style you don't like. You took that as literal word for word script. When in reality all you have to do is adapt. The goal was to interject some humor into this giant vaginaless wasteland.
[–]bjlmag 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If you were going for humor the subtledy was missed since people will unironically give advice like that.
[–]Jack__Knife -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wasn't trying to be subtle, you just didn't get it.
[–]bjlmag 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not being funny =/= "didn't get it", bud.
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