ok long story, no seddit techniques involved in meeting this girl but i feel it may be an interesting lesson as far as how this conversation went, and how it was handled.

this girl became my official girlfriend about 3 weeks ago but after talking this weekend we are not together and the relationship is up in the air, details are irrelevant beyond that but we are still talking daily (she's initiated every time).

this is the transcript of texts recently which i viewed as becoming a shit test. one of the few exchanges which i think i handled well. anyway, starting with her:

-[going to best friends birthday party tomorrow]

-forgot about that. lol please tell me you actually bought her a vibrator like you said you were going to?

-no she can just borrow one of mine

-Good plan i always love it when my friends let me borrow their fleshlights

-Lol?

-couldn't help but think how weird it would be to share sex toys with a dude. thank god that was a joke.

-Lol i was kidding that would be gross. i bought one a couple years ago and another when shopping for a friends birthday at [local porn store] but we decided not to and i felt bad no one was buying anything

-Haha. didn't think you'd actually share that shit with anyone but it would be way worse and hilarious for guys. And pathetic for having it in the first place.

-Lol i like my vibrators they are pretty

-Wouldn't expect you to let anything not pretty touch your lady bits

-Lol are you saying you think you have a pretty penis?

-Dicks arent pretty but i suppose wout hat they're attached to can be.

thats about it. just an unusual example i thought would be worth sharing. never had a conversation like that before and it just felt like she was trying to see how i would react to my inanimate object competition in bed.