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[–]Powajyn 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think maybe the girl might have thought your lines were childish? Idk there are some girls i think get hit on a lot and are able to read people decently well.
[–]AveofSpades 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's more how you say it then what you say.
I'd wager your body language was incongruent with what you were saying. The lines themselves are fine, they'll land when you have the proper execution.
[–]TofuTofu[M] 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hi, could you repost this in /r/AskSeddit? Thanks so much!
-Your friendly seddit moderator
[–]turbodragon123 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Why would you lie about what you do? That's just cheesy.
[–]nsgafc[S] 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Because it's her demanding a DHV from you.
[–]Ljungan 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I think he meant that you told her you're a cigarette lighter repairman when in reality you're a professional hitman.
i.e. he pulled a joke.
[–]turbodragon123 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I did mean that, yes. That's not really funny. Lying about what you do just makes you seem sketchy and to me you that shows that you're either not proud of what you do or you lack social skills, which makes it hard for to determine when to crack a joke. Sorry if I'm coming of as an arse, but that was just my thoughts when reading. And obviously she didn't find it funny either. :)
[–]Ljungan 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Really it's all about how you say what you (don't) do. If you tell her "i'm a car mechanic" in a monotone voice when in reality you do something else, that isn't fun at all. How ever if you tell her "I'm a professional hitman" with a smile about to crack when you're obviously joking is a whole other thing.
[–]turbodragon123 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or you just getting to know you. You don't have to lie.
[–]Freevoulous 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes caveman can beat up an astronaut;)
[–]cma6250 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sitting on my couch right now watching my roommates cat thoroughly clean herself, she really is a pro, lick the paw, paw the head, repeat. Anyway, I feel like she put you in a position of need, even though the answers about the job situation that were given seemed clever, any kind of answer along the lines wouldn't work. If a girl tried putting me in a similar situation either I'd realize what's up and make her work harder to put her number in my phone or if I didn't care I'd go ahead and use three words that work like a charm, "just do it." I say it in an almost annoyed kinda loud voice, "ugh, just do it...and hurry up." It blows my mind how far that dumb line has gotten me; people want your acceptance, and that line is just a compliance test. Honestly though, if you're just after the number, the line will work, if you're after the girl...move on to the next one.
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