That's right folks, I said TG which is Tinder Game. We all know inner and outer game[IG,OG] so I'm providing TG for all my Tinder Eskimo brothers worldwide. Of course, any and all of you seducing skallywags could enjoy this FR and possibly even learn something in the process.

Ok background, I'm a 22 year old at a big university. Former AFC. After I got out of a longer relationship (6 month) with a girl that was too boring/different from me when I was 20 I adopted a "I could care less" persona. This dark time was a learning experience I would never forget...

But anyways! Here's from meet to bang in 2 weeks of messages and 1 meet-up.

PSA: I'm not sure if you guys need a Tinder tutorial, I assume no at this point but what you may not know is Tinder is populated with prostitution, links from girls for cam shows or dating websites, luring females that want to steal your vehicle (yes, this happened to me once), and (MOST IMPORTANTLY) an ocean of women who are DTF at any moment. Exploiting Insecurities or Daddy issues?? Fuck you this is seddit.

--It's A Match!--

A real cute one, like 5'6" blonde, huge ass, huge. italian decent for sure. pics [HB7] rl [HB8]-19 yr old from cali.

Her bio said she was a pre-vet student from cali looking for fun. Lucky lucky I thought because guess what other lovable lug was pre-vet once.

Messaging-

me: I was pre-vet at one point, keepin dem grades up??

her: Hahaha yess! I mean I'm in mostly bullshit freshman classes this semester so everything is easy so far

me: Yeah it gets harder with time fasho me: Will you marry me

her: Hahahah

me: ...and take me to california? me: I feel that's where I belong

her: Everyone belongs in california her: So do you actually have 7 cats?

background: my bio says "just a young man and his 7 cats" talk about bait haha. girls <3 cats=fact

me: no I'm a fraud me: i have 2 tho! Dany (Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, true heir to the iron throne) and Oreo parenthesis not part of text

her: Hahaha awww I love cats! I miss mine so much, he's my babee

ok basically the convo went to how she's living in a dorm, doesn't know anyone, her roommate didn't ever want to party. I just kept telling her how she was cute so friends will come easy, dorm life sucks, party spots blah blah blah.

The next day she messages me saying how she's finally gonna get drunk and go out. I can't because I was home for the day, 1 and a half hour drive away from school. I tell her to be sure to send drunk texts, and give her my cell number.

--Text Game--

I get a text at midnight "Heyyy" I make a joke saying "This Jamaal? I've been waiting on you all night. Where's my shit!?!" and we start texting trivial things over the next few days. She likes those Mangoritas. I say they are pretty fucking gay but alright. Then I text saying I wish it were socially acceptable for me to drink a gay fruity drinks because those are a delicious way to get drunk. Convo about that. I say me and my 4 roommates all smoked and played hours and hours of smash bros, convo about that. We had similar interest so she feels I'm worthy of being seen in public with her.

Day before meet-up:

her: Heyy whatchu doin tomorrow?

me: idk mami. School then my buddies want to have adventures so probably that (never confirmed nor denied)

her: I feelz it papi

me: wyd?

her Idkk all of my friends have sorority stuff to do soo nothing yet

me: Oooh you have friends now? That's good (Just have fun with it) me: Are you asking meowt? (Solid line for cat lovers)

her: Hahaha yess! No longer a loner her: Maaaybe

me: Wine and dine me you say?

her: emoji of.. shrug maybe? and "Perhaps if you're up for it"

me: that could be nice. me: that depends.. You a rapist?

her: Depends on how well you can hold your drinks ;) (DTF Sequence Activated)

I tell her to try to control herself and that I'm sure it will be difficult. and we bullshit text goodnight.

Day of meet-up:

Text mercilessly for 3 hours about the night before and how she wants to live on a farm (jackpot, I have a farm, I send her a picture of a baby calf I took last time i was home=gold) and how she was ready to have fun for the night.

--The Night--

Now, when i said wine and dine i still knew i'd have to provide the alcohol because i'm 22, but i figured i'd let her decide on the food. I'm pretty broke so we won't be doing anywhere 5-star, she wasn't the type either way so we go to Raising Canes, Chicks love Raising Canes. I knew my bang percentages were pretty high at this point so I didn't go Caniac combo and bloat the fuck out of myself, so i opted for the 3 finger (which I didn't even finish) so I'd be in ship-shape come bang time.

My secret. I go back and reread all of your conversations to get a sense of background of the person before i just dive in with topics. Diving in is fun but keep the woman's interest in mind. For instance, asking a woman whether she liked Kirk or Picard may not be as effective as asking her about Netflix (my 'go to' for commonalities). She may be super impressed that you know a certain show and that may be your ticket to pound-town. I know it certainly helped my case.

So yeah, we eat and go back to my place where there are (always) 6 people toking up playing smash bros. or FIFA. We partake in the recreationals until i say let's go in my room. We go in there i pour her a drink (screwdriver, absolute raspberry bullshit) and start talking about what to watch on netflix/hbogo. (Back to my secret, I've seen sooooo many shows. it's fucking ridiculous) she said she'd seen all of True Blood except the finale. I told her i was sorry i had to be the one to show her and we turned it on. It was too easy, the good times provided themselves. after that i showed her comedian chris porter on netflix (look him up, you're welcome).

We were laying on the bed in the dark with chris porter on when i grabbed her huge ass and pulled her toward me. Bang, BJ (Whiskey dickin it), then american horror story where i fell asleep for 15 mins, woke up, BJ (I was out of condoms), bang with her 1 condom, sleep.

Wake up, shower, go check truck for condoms, find condoms, bang, drop-off at dorm, haven't spoken since. (day before yesterday)

This is how it's done[TLDR what have you]: TG is different with every girl results may vary 1. Be funny, make an impression. This chick asked me out. Be someone worth hanging out with. 2. The thing you have heard most of all is that confidence is key. the confidence is really just making the move. As a man we are tasked with making the move, it's life. Make the move. 3. Go dutch on your dates. Every girl i take anywhere i tell them "I don't buy girls drinks because then they lose respect for me" and they all agree that they do. Don't lead her on to a night on the town if you don't want to pay for everything. 4. Use a condom, this is tinder.

I gave you my experience as a guy who has 2 fuck buddies who are ok with not being exclusive and still no Fabio yet. I hope maybe you've gained a little insight on how to take tinder girls to bed, not to grandma's. Feel free to ask any questions and maybe tell me if my story-telling is worth of a sequel. Thanks guys!-Sledge