I am at the bar one night, talking to this younger chick. Along comes her aquantance, who says hi and then starts a serious conversation. Then she asks if I am gay and why I don't find her attractive! Then she says she is hungry and wants to go for a burger or something. We make plans to go to a burger joint nearby, but I get distracted and it kind of fizzles out. We mingle, and later she gives me her name and number, tells me her days off and says if I don't call she will call me. At this point, I lose my cool, start to shake and start burning up. She notices and asks what is up. I confess that I am intimidated and not used to this kind of scene. Not to mention, the 10 other people were trying not to listen. A guy on a barstool says "you're just a nerd aren't you?" I say ya. The lady slips away.

The next day, I call her at 6pm and say I have plans but just wanted to call so she didn't think I wasn't calling. Oh did I mention, she is a HB9 with perfect skin, D's (I asked), a waist I can fit my hands around, and the roundest butt you could imagine. She says thanks for calling, see you on the weekend. I call her then and leave a message and she doesn't call back. All I left was "hi it's *******, my number is ..."

Two weeks later, I'm at the bar and see someone from behind who might be her. I sit facing away, far away, with some friends. She comes over and says "you didn't call." Blah blah yes I did. I'm on a stool, she touches legs a few times, and then sits on a stool and presses her knee to mine, which relaxes me and she knows it." She's a nurse after all. I manage a to touch her with my finger a few times but not much more.

We leave together, eat, get wine and cab it to her place. She wants me to cook a steak, and she'll make the salad. I look at it, and it has a green spot, but I think maybe it is ink. I cook it and taste it, it is rotten, and I throw it out. She is disapointed and actually throws a little tantrum inside (she said) and needed a hug on the couch. Suddenly we both are hugging and cuddling like a couple. For the first kiss, I moved in close and made her start. I give her a foot massage (ended up full body and lots of butt massaging) and we talk about how we aren't going to do it on the first date. I say, you are too hot for just one time, so let's not do it. I end up caressing her all over and inside too. She was wearing jeans and I was rubbing her legs and crotch and I said I would guess where her vag was. So I poked my finger to her jeans where I thought, and she says a classic. "I don't want you guessing where it is, I want you to know." She starts undoing her belt with one finger leading me and then she says she has a headache and a wants a nap, and I can come. My phone rings and I have a party to go to in 2 hours and kind of want to leave since I'm not reading between the lines and think that we are done. Well, she had to show me what I was missing first and said I couldn't have it for using the phone. With this chick, no meant yes. For example, She would say I couldn't suck her boob, and then stick it out and moan while I sucked it. I kept my boxers on, but she was buck, and we had no condom, so we spooned and kissed for a while and I called a cab and left.

(at one point, still at the bar, we talked about my shyness and I said it was like there was a barrier keeping me from putting my arm around her waist. She asked why I would need to do that, and I said to put her at ease.)

At the party, I told the story to another chick and guess what happened. She started pressing up against me and chasing me around in front of her bf and asked for my number in front of him. Oh lord, is it spring time? The party chick said I need to just accept that I am shy in new situations, and don't worry about it because it is cute. Then she suggested we live together some day. At one point I explained that I treat women like cats... making them come to me.

Oh get this, the younger chick from the first sentence, gave me her address book after the object of this FR stole my attention from her. The female bartender watching this all also made her move on me the next day which caused a waitress to sit on my lap which was weird.