Here we go.

Wikipedia › wiki › Cougar_(slang) Cougar is a slang term that refers to a woman who seeks sexual relations with considerably younger men.

This is what you do.

  1. Pick a bar any bar.
  2. Go there with 2 or 3 friends. If you can pull it off, wear a shirt and tie.
  3. Get nice and drunk, but not too drunk.
  4. This is the most important step. At precisely 1 am, put this song on the jukebox.
  5. Look around the bar. There will be one specific woman. She will be getting really fucking into this song. She is the one. As long as she is not wearing a ring, she is the target.
  6. Look and see what she's drinking, buy one and a drink for yourself before approaching her.
  7. Approach her with said drink.
  8. By this point you'll both be pretty drunk, so the conversation should flow, and this type of woman will have no problem taking the lead.
  9. The rest is up to you kid, as long as you make lots of eye contact, and dance with her if she wants to, you will succeed.

In case you're too lazy to click, the song is "Man, I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain