So I saw this fine young woman in a beautiful dress. I have a rule about approaching the first hot girl I see.

Full disclosure I saw a girl before her but chickened out. For a second I thought about going to the magazine rack first looking at them and then approaching.

But then I said fuck that just go straight in. I walked over and used a pre-frame

Me: Hey Excuse me I know this is weird but I have a rule about talking to the first hot girl I see and thats you whats your name?

Kaley or something. Thanks I needed a break from my studies.

Me: Oh cool may I join you?

Oh no I have a boyfriend

Me: Ok well it was nice meeting you

What’s your name

Me: John

Normally I ignore the I have a boyfriend bullshit because 99% of the time its a test. Sometimes I do accept it but in very rare occasions. But this particular girl I had actually seen days prior with her boyfriend so I knew he was real.