Storytime! Yesterday I was at a bar with my friends in a very touristy area. We were talking to girls and dancing. I got my friends drunk as hell. I decided to sit down and take a break. I started chatting up this girl named heather who was lonely. We were talking about drinks and stuff then all of a sudden this drunk older woman came up and said she was her "best friend" started telling me to "get away". I remembered that the drunk chick was dancing on the bar a few days ago so I used it against her. Then I told her that heather was my friend and the older woman looked surprised. She asked heather if it was true and even though we literally just met heather went along with it. The cockblock apologized and I continued talking with her.