UPDATE: Thanks to /u/HappyJerk I wish I could change the topic to shit I say to girls on tinder... anyway, I know I have a lot to learn.

The below is a bit random and I'm posting this, not just for the good of the community, but because I want your input! And by input I mean everything from grammar to thought about the actual content. And also, please add your own stuff.

Push: I like your name, it reminds me of a girl I used to know. But she was actually quite a bitch.

Pull: Amazing in bed though!

If they text you early in the morning.

Push: Wow! I imagine that was quite an annoying sound you just made! Reminds me of my kid sister!

Pull: Slightly annoying! But quite lovely though ;)

I texted the above to a girl who texted me: Coofffeeee! :))):):)

She asked me how old my kid sister is. I said 32... which she is :)

Fitness girls... I for one love them!

The following isn't actually push/pull but a great way to make them qualify.

Hey, tell me, are you the kind of girl who works out? Or do I need to carry you through our adventures?

So far they all (3/3) said yes, but also that they like to be carried. That's all good. But now here I have tried two things where I'm not really satisfied with either.

The first is that I tell them something about me being build to carry girls like her through harms way... of course this only works if you are sporty and even then I'm not really sure where to take it. Ideas?

The second thing I've tried is to use the following.

Push: Heck, you just might be allowed to join me on a survival trip! But be aware, I might end up eating you if you aren't fit for it!

Pull: I bet you taste delicious though! ;)

But the response hasn't been too overwhelming either... again, ideas?