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I was actually a bit hesitant about posting this report for a few reasons:

*It's extremely long

*Some of the things we did may be seen as completely cruel and harsh Regarding cockblocking and how to overcome

So with that said, let's get into it!

This is what I like to call the 'pick up game'

Requirements:

*Group of friends

Place filled with people (guys *and girls)

A little bit of confidence (We will cover this later*)

Rules:

*With said group, you take turns at picking up women

*Said group picks guy/girl for you to approach

Said group challenge you (Cock blocking, bad pick up lines: e.g. *Hey, you ever had an Australian kiss? It's like a french kiss, but down under)

*Must attempt to get his/her number before leaving

Must be 100% honest with your intentions (i.e. if you are only interested in having sex with you then let her know. Don't beat around the bush*)

Field Report:

Alright, now that I covered the ground rules we set out last night, I will introduce you to my group (I will be using countries as names):-

*Me, Guy - Australia

*Friend, Guy - New Zealand

*Friend, Guy - Canada

*Friend, Guy - Japan

*Friend, Girl - Russia

So Russia and Japan are in a relationship with each other, NZ has a huge confidence issue and Canada has a girlfriend who wasn't present during this night. The occasion was my 20th birthday so we all hit the nightclubs that night.

The game didn't start until about 10pm at night, prior to then I was getting everyone comfortable with the idea of the game at our local subway. This is the situation that happened:

NZ bought some food, Canada was sitting across the table from my and NZ joined him. Japan and Russia were at their apartment getting ready and I was in a booth talking to my friends. I was explaining my intentions to them and how to get NZ involved due to his case of approach anxiety. Anyway, a girl was walking passed Subway and I called out to her and got her attention and asked her to join me. Girls will be given generic names, too:

Katie: Heeey! You're looking sharp tonight, what's the occasion?

Australia: Thanks gorgeous, you're looking stunning tonight, we're celebrating my birthday

Katie: Oh, cool! How old are you?

Australia: 20, what are you up to tonight?

Katie: Not a lot, just here for schoolies (Google Schoolies if you're not an Australian)

Australia: Oh, sweet, you got a hotel near here?

-Pause-

At this point, I had pulled her in with my arms and started kino with her.

She then saw her friends walk passed and asked them to join us

-Unpause-

Katie: Hey Australia, these are my friends!

Australia: Hey guys, how's it going?

At this point my friend Canada wingman'd for me and took all the attention from her friends

Australia: So, where's your hotel?

Katie: It's at name of place

Australia: What do you say we ditch this place and go there and have some fun?

Katie: That sounds great! Let's go!

this is just to show you how fast you can escalate things. I was brutally honest with her and I could tell that she was in a very 'excited' frame of mind and was a bit tipsy and/or drunk because of schoolies so it made things move along faster.

So, after I hung out with her for about 20-30 minutes, I leave and meet up with my friends where Japan and Russia have joined NZ and Canada. The game starts.

I'm just going to give you the 'scene' the 'conversation' for my experiences. I did play this game with Japan and Russia, NZ and Canada just watched for most of the night.

All right, so we start the game with Russia choosing a girl for me. Rule was I had to open with the line "We should have some rough, hot sex tonight; Hey, my name is Australia". She chose a group of 3 girls who were all together and asked me to hit on the most attractive one.

Australia: Hey girls!

I introduce myself to her two friends first, asking their names etc. Then I go to the chosen girl and say

Australia: We should have some rough, hot sex tonight; Hey, my name is Australia"

Lauren: giggles Thanks, but I have a boyfriend, I'm Lauren

Australia: Ignoring the boyfriend comment You look absolutely stunning tonight, what's the occasion?

Lauren: Aw, thanks, you look great tonight, too! I love your hair! (I have an afro) Not much, just a ladies night. What are you all dressed up for?

Australia: Just turned 20 tonight and I dressed up like this just to impress you!

Lauren: haha, you're so sweet.

-Pause-

At this point, I'm pulling her close to me at the hips (I don't recommend doing this with all women, I'll explain later) and she wasn't trying to pull away. I got her on her own at this point by saying "I need a drink" and pulled her with me away from her friends to which I said "Sorry, I didn't really need a drink, I just wanted to get you on your own so we could talk"

-unpause-

Australia: So what are you plans for the rest of the evening?

Lauren: Not much, just dancing and maybe head to a bar

Australia: That sounds great! (At this point I saw her really interested and leaned in for a kiss)

Australia: Oh, sorry, my herpes sore, it's totally healed up I think, oh shit, oh damn! (Just wanted to be a dick about it)

Lauren: laughs That's all right (I see her friends coming up at this point)

Australia: Can I grab your number, I will call you later and we can catch up

Lauren: Yeah, absolutely!

So that was a pretty long scenario where I got her number even though she told me she had a boyfriend. I was sure she was saying it to indicate she wasn't initially interested, which appeared to be the case, I just kept pushing and got her number.

We will cover confidence later

Now, is later.

Alright, so obviously, it isn't easy approaching the hottest girl in the bar, especially when, like me, you are completely sober. There are several things as to why I have such confidence when I approach women and a few things I do when I get butterflies:

Confidence approaching women

*I don't care about rejection. Also, when playing 'the pick up' game, it makes it seem much easier.

*If a girl rejects you the chances are you two probably wouldn't match anyway.

*I treat it like a joke and take it as is

*I don't think about things like "does she like me? what should I say? when should I ask for her number?" (we will cover this)

*I don't think about 'approaching' the girl, I just do it. (we will cover this, too)

Butterflies, how I overcome them

I have about 3-4 techniques I do to overcome this:

*I actually did this during the night. I was asked to talk to a girl that I was nervous to talk to - went into the middle of the dance floor did 15 push ups and walked up to her and initiated chat: This works for me because it's kinda embarrassing doing press ups with about 100 people watching you.

*Shout out very loudly something stupid "I LOVE APPLE PIE"

*Talk to a few people around telling them all you're going to 'score that girl there' and go and do it

So those are my techniques, obviously, they're not going to work for everyone.

Now covering

does she like me? what should I say? when should I ask for her number?

I never think about these because the more you think about it, the harder it becomes to do it. Especially 'conversation' wise. If I run out of things to say, I just ask questions that are completely stupid like "What kind of fruit do you like". It works for me because I ask it very humorously. Just ask lots of stupid questions about ANYTHING and if she's interested she will continue the conversation with you.

As far as the number goes I used these couple of lines depending on situation:

Clubs

*We should catch up later tonight, what's your number?

*Let's get some coffee later, number?

*What's your number (used within first 60 seconds)

Daytime public, anywhere

*What's your schedule like right now? Let's go get some coffee (If she isn't busy, get her number after coffee, if she is and is interested ask for her number and make sure you mention "We are definitely catching up later")

I don't think about 'approaching' the girl, I just do it.

This is a bitch if you THINK about it. During the night of the 'pick up game' I hesitated on two girls which made me get some pretty brutal butterflies. I ended up having to do the push ups in front of everyone then jump right up and talk to her. I got her number after 2 games of pool where she kicked my ass and dancing with her for about 20 minutes. It was a lot of work for a number, but I would NEVER have gotten it if I didn't do something to overcome my hesitation.

The best approach to this is just do it. Don't think just do, think when you're talking to the girls.

Don't grab all women by the hips

Ok, this isn't really a tip as more of a judge of character. I saw this really 'mean' Maori girl walking around and Russia tells me to go pick her up by grabbing her hips and leaning in and saying "I want you badly". Now, for those who don't know Maori girls, they are quite large build (Wide shoulders, some of them are freakishly muscley) and this one just happened to be 'angry' or something that night. I approach her and grab her hips and she instantly turns said "F%$# OFF C$#!" before she even turned around to see me then she pushed me off and I just laughed at her and walked away.

So pro tip: If the girl looks angry, stay away from her. :)

Now, I saved the best to last. This is my personal favourite one from the night on my part.

Russia asked me to walk up to this girl and ask "Hey, didn't you give me herpes last night?" then to her response I say "Oh, sorry, must have been another girl. I'm Australia"

Additional rules: Canada said I had to use the following pick up lines on her

*Hey, have you ever had an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under.

*when she pulls her phone out say "OH COOL, YOU HAVE A POKEDEX TOO? (She didn't pull her phone out)

*Explain that you're a pokemon trainer and say "I want to squirtle all over your face"

So I approached this very attractive girl and it goes like this

Australia: Hey, aren't you the girl that gave me herpes last night?

Kaitlyn: No, sorry, not me, that must have been another girl

Australia: Oh, you're right, it must have been. I'm Australia, nice to meet you.

Kaitlyn: Hey, I'm kaitlyn.

We exchange compliments

Australia: So, I just came back from a huge mission

Kaitlyn: Oh, you part of the military?

Australia: Uh, not quite.. I'm a master trainer..

Kaitlyn: What do you mean?

Australia: Well, I have some master balls in my pants

Kaitlyn: Uh, what?

Australia: You know, I'm a... leaned in and whispered A .. pokemon trainer

Kaitlyn: laughed That's cute

Australia: Hey, I just gotta catch them all, ya know. I want to be the best that no one ever was.

Kaitlyn: Well, I really want to see you in action

Australia: I'm glad you mentioned that, because I just want to squritle all over your face

Kaitlyn: hahah, I have a boyfriend. Also, what about the herpes?

Australia: Well, I bet you your boyfriend hasn't given you an Australian kiss

Kaitlyn: What do you mean?

Australia: well, it's kind of like a french kiss, but down under wink

Kaitlyn: Hahahahaha, you're really funny

Then I asked for her number and let her be.

Morale of the story.

If you have "Approach anxiety" issues and don't feel comfortable leaving your comfort zone for any reason whatsoever, then I suggest you spend a little bit of time finding some confidence to go out with some friends and try the pick up game.

The best thing to do is if you have a girl in the group who you can choose guys for her and she chooses girls for you. It makes the night much more lively as you can dish out 'revenge' on all the hot girls she throws your way. Plus, it's all fun! You discuss how the conversation went with the guy/girl with each other and they can make you see it in the 'this is fun, this is a game' kind of light.

If you want some real attention, then suit up!

TL;DR: READ

Mean cockblock story:

Russia and Japan are a couple together. I suggested that Russia walks up to this guy and chat him up saying that he looks 'amazing tonight' and suggest try really hard to pick him up.

Lets call the guy BOB.

Bob was standing at the bar with what seemed to be 2 of his friends. I asked Russia to approach the guy grab his arm and pull him away from the bar and tell him how good he looks. She does exactly that.

He looks really interested in him and starts grabbing her hips and whispering into his ear. I then kicked Japan to go and walk in for the kiss just as he leaned into her ear to ask her something. I know this is the most cruel thing you can imagine, but it was also hilarious! Russia found him later and apologised and got him a girl (Or so she tells me later that night).

Anyway, I hope that last story didn't make me seem like a coldhearted person, but we did cock blocking all night with us too. Russia walks up to a girl I'm talking to and whispered "This guy has gaping sores on his penis" and I had to try and get her number after that. Was pretty unsuccessful with these cockblocks. Don't think I have any stories of numbers with this haha. But it was fun to try.

Anyway, hope some may try this game and get a tonne more confidence in your game when it comes to approaching girls during the day away from clubs and bars. :)