Friday Night

I get an invited from a friends to drink and watch the finals game, So I wear so running shorts and some cool shoes and head to his house. He has a girl coming over it's weird I'm third wheeling. I get a call from my another friend to meet them downtown at a bar.

I head down there is two of my guys friends and two girls both 6's'. My friend is trying to bang one and my other friend was just high (he seem like he didn't want to be there prob why I got to the call to come down.) As soon as I sit down the girls open me introducing themselves. I fix body language and start gaming the friend. She gets a call and says she has two friends coming. I ask two guys or to girls. She says two guys friends. I started talking to my friends girl and my target keeps trying to join our conversation and I just ignore her. She keeps saying things like "This is my best friend" "I like her hair too" . Almost like a "hey look at me."

The other girls ends up saying how cool her friend is the one i'm gaming. I teaser her by telling her I'm way cooler because I have 30 friends on myspace. everyone laughs. I ended up going to the bathroom and switching seats closer to my friend far away from my target. My target is still trying to have a conversation with me even though I can't hear here. I pull out my phone slide to her to enter her number. She does. At this point she is mirror my body language. I scratch my head she scratch hers. I laugh to myself because this is some really cool shit. We ended up texting and she ask Do I think she is cool girl to hang out with. I say yeah you guys are alright.

Her two guys friends show up and turns out she is banging one, he doesn't seem that interested in her, she is most definitely chasing him. He even ditches her through out the night. She is basically chasing him all night and things fizzle out betweens us.

Saturday Night

I'm going out with my beta friend, he has these 3 girls who want go out with us but really they want him to drive. They ended up FaceTime us while we are shopping, asking if he can drive. Before he says yes I grab the phone and start talking to the girl telling her if she brings us food and drinks we will drive. She says something like it's too late to get that we don't have time. I tell her to figure it and tell her to help me pick out a shirt for the night, she is helping my pick out a shirt. (I used this move all the time every girl wants to dress a guy for some reason) I don't buy the shirt picks.

They ended up showing up to my friends place with 3 bottles of alcohol. I pick my target her name was Brittany, so I call her Brittany spears. I random ask her questions like hey Brittany when is new music coming out. She says I don't know i'm not really Brittany Spears, I keep asking her questions she begins to laugh and play along and friend even trys to joins in, she doing the "HEY LOOK AT ME" type deal why do girls do this ?

So we are drinking and having a good time laughing the one I was on the phone with says that my friend should feel honor that called him because they are picky and only trust him to go out with. I tell me friend thats a back handed compliment, " Letting them know I know what they are doing". When getting into the car and last minute I decided to drive separately, they seem upset and tell me to please ride with them and to not leave my friend. I was waiting on another friend.

We get too the club and guys hover around the 3 girls. It's a really funny thing to watch, Me and my target laugh about it she tells one guy i'm her bf and she wants him to go away and grabs me and starts dancing with me. I ended up dancing with all three girls. Nothing really happens after that and I lose interest in my target through out the night. I decided to do some Cold Approaches .

I see a group of 4 girls taking a selfie. I jump in the photo they all start laughing, I said I'm sorry, here let met take it for you, putting my self back in the picture. 1 girls seems upset and 2 laugh and the other 1 seems distracted. She said can we get one without you. I handed her the phone and say sure. I ask them to take a picture for my snap. The 1 says who are you ? why are you here? why take a picture with you ? her friends seem to have the same questions. I told them bI want look cool for myspace profile in a sarcastic way ignoring the other questions. The 2 laugh again and says okay when I get ready to take the picture of us my phone dies. They say awww too bad maybe next time, I laugh and say thank you for your time and walk away. One girl screams hey come take our picture.