I'm hoping this is the best place to post this.

I've been out of the game for a couple years taking care of family and such when suddenly, I'm free. I have an itch I want scratched but, being as it's so rural out here, I don't have many places to look. Most of the bars are full of sad, old, alcoholic farmers and such.

Twice in the past I've found amazing FWBs off of Craigslist but it's been so long that I can't even remember what I wrote.

My question is this: In your folks opinion how would the ideal Craigslist casual encounters ad read? What would have the highest possibility of success?