Hi Gentlemen,

What are you favourite openers for tinders. I currently have two, one crude but humorous the other mr sweet guy.

'Are you a haunted house' she replies either yes/no 'Good, because I think i'm gonna cry when I cum inside you'

This is a good opener to get banter going, if she objects or calls crude, I say that I use it as a filter to see if a girl has a sense of humour or not. You'd be suprised how many try and get your approval when they realised it was a test as opposed to a filthy opener (which it is anyways)

The other is ' Tinder reckons we would have beautiful babies' 'But how about a drink first?'

This always gets a good response..

Middle ground is usually ' So what else should I know about you, apart from you're cute?' They usually give a list and say what else you wanna know?

'Your phone number and schedule is fine'

Get number and organise date, or whatsapp and build some more rapport. Current method, working quite well