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[–][deleted] 147 points148 points149 points 9 years ago* (19 children) | Copy Link
Blows himself up in order to save random woman which doesent make any sense considering he found the cure for the zombie apocalypse. Yay hollywood. Wimminz first.
Yay hollywood. Wimminz first.
Yay real life. Wimminz first.
[–][deleted] 56 points57 points58 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Yeah! That part always got to me.
Why didn't he just crawl through the hole and throw the grenade through it as he crawls deeper.
No!
He has to sacrifice himself for the vagina for no reason what so ever.
[–]ETKDoom20 points21 points22 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think he wanted to die.
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There wasn't enough space in the shelter for two of them. He knew the woman wouldn't have sacrificed herself and her son, so rather than they all die, he sacrificed himself for a noble cause: the survival of the human race.
[–]AutismoCircus4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Wouldn't it be safer then to save himself? He can make more of the cure. If the woman accidentaly drops it it's gone.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
True, but then the little boy dies.
[–]AutismoCircus6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So? I know this sounds harsh and inhumane but what's worth more? The life of a boy and a woman or a man with the knowledge needed to recreate the medicine in case it is destroyed. A man that is immune at that and more fit. Also: Could the boy have gone in there with him?
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I thought he made the cure from the DNA of the wife and the boy? Or am I wrong?
[–]AutismoCircus0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ok so a mistake on my part: all three of them were immune but he did not make the medicine from the DNA of the woman (wife? Typo?) and the boy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Legend_(film)
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Ah sorry for my mistake, it's been a while.
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[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I honestly didn't know they made an alternative.. but knowing how the original is totally ridiculous I can see why now.
[–]dzlux3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not any better... it does not provide much in the way of closure.
[–]livemau51 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do yourself a service and go watch it on YouTube now.
[–]DylanxRogers7772 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There were two endings. One where he gave the cure to the female zombie at the end when they were attacking the house, and the main zombie saw that and he took her and then ran off. Which was a way better ending in my opinion. I don't know why the director went with the one where he blows himself up.
[–]Mr_Canard2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because viewers want explosions and shit.
[–]TechNarcissist882 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Alternate ending was better
[–]thecubs42 points43 points44 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She also ate his bacon. Literal apocalypse out there, and she helps herself to the most luxurious food she finds on the first day.
[–]Dank_Meems26 points27 points28 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then wonders why he's upset....
[–]Thegamingmaster440 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least share it out with the dude. What the fuck is wrong with that greedy bitch?
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude, I'd eat his bacon but I'm that guy. If I'm living on the move not sure I'm going to see tomorrow. I ain't living cheap or easy. I'd be setting cities on fire to try and cloak my movements and salvage operations while chasing out other possible survivors. These zombies were more like vampires so setting fires to buildings would have been my move while gathering supplies with the intent of heading into Canada (if I was in New York) and finding the most remote place possible. Clearing out the vampers there, and spending my days fishing and chilling out.
[–]BobScratchit27 points28 points29 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
One thing that bothers me about these zombie apocalypse movies is that the situation rapidly deteriorates in a few days to a point where a cure is pointless. Yet the protagonists press on as if they are going to save humanity.
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[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty much this. John Ringo did a good series "To Sail A Darkly Sea" I think is the first book. But it basically breaks down that while there is a vaccine, there is no cure. So they just need to get on killing zombies and creating a sustainable mechanism for feeding people and taking care of them.
The reality is that if a zombie outbreak would occur, the smartest thing would to first start exterminating the carriers instead of running and trying to hide as the carriers would just infect more and more people. In essence allowing one zombie to create four new zombies with each new zombie creating four new zombies and so on.
Fear the Walking Dead went through the outbreak part far too quick for my tastes when they were perfectly positioned to show how SJW'ers and the ignorant masses would help ensure the outbreak by attacking those cops and armed forces who held on to try and protect the public. But they didn't do much more than show people rioting among zombies unaware of the danger. And then they were past it when they could have done a whole season on the first days of the outbreak.
[–]dbx995 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Redditor finds himself at the front page every single time.
[–]The_Stumper4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't understand...
[–]geocitiesuser26 points27 points28 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I really dislike will smith. He is a mediocre actor, and a blue pilled ivory tower radical liberal. Fuck that guy.
[–]Dank_Meems26 points27 points28 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He's also a race baiting piece of shit. Literally angry at Hollywood because black people don't win oscars and he turned down the role of Djengo..... apparently it's Hollywoods fault you suck at your job, Will....
[–]geocitiesuser24 points25 points26 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
mediocre actor. Very mediocre. His only good hollywood foray was men in black, but it's because he played the same exact character as fresh prince of bel-aire.
[–]dbx9913 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's a scientology servant.
[–]LetsGoAllTheWhey16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And his wife has him by the balls, in real life.
[–]dbx9917 points18 points19 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And his kid talks about how eyes can't see if they're not real
[–]geocitiesuser10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Assuming Will Smith had male genitalia.
[–]redsfan27714 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not to mention he is racists towards whites.
He insinuated trump supporters should all die..not that i care about being a fan of trump and sucking his dick but meh i call a douche bag when i see one and that dude seems douchey
Lmao.
[–]Truth_Himself12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would the possibly smartest scientist still alive AND one of the only surviving military servicemen willingly die for these strangers? The world needed him a lot more than it needed those two.
Woman and her son walk up: hey we have the cure to the plague. Mayor of Survivortown: Wow! Amazing! How did you make it? Woman: we didn't. We met a scientist who did. Mayor: well where is he? We need to know how he generated the cure and whether to apply it via air or bloodstream. Also the minimum dosage and how to replicate the formula. We dont have any chemists or biologists in our camp. Woman: well, he died to save us. Mayor: why? Are you an expert in something? Is the cure in your blood? Are you immune? Woman: no. Im just a mom trying to save her son. Mayor: Yea, well fuck the rest of humanity then huh?
Mayor closes gates to survivortown
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[–]dirtydog41311 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I Am Legend
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
More like.
I am cucked.
[–]ifyouarenotoneofus0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
MF Based MyHearse.
[–]Trek134 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Check out the 1975 movie "A boy and his dog" for a very different post-apocalyptic sci fi. A young Don Johnson starred. Loved the ending.
[–]CriminalMacabre1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
also, it's a fucking movie
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[–]Nedsaid0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you sure that's him? I thought he had a beard.
[–]PipBoyTInkerer0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn did that movie go to shit the minute she magically enters the plot
[+]Kevonz-6 points-5 points-4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah this work of fiction is a very good of example why women suck.
[–]WordsNotToLiveBy5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You want non-fiction? I give you Nelson-fucking-Mandela.
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How's Hillary doin?
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