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KenMastersThe4th
[β]up_syndrome56 points57 points58 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She votes left alright
Nothing left on her plate after every meal
[β]Herpnderp145 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahah That's a good one.
[β]knightwhosaysneet 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]swarley8530 points31 points32 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
wow another "curvy" liberal iowan, what a suprise./s
[β]decenticrate8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If only we could see the upper half of the pic to confirm she's a green haired ham planet.
[β]Herpnderp145 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know. Pretty soon they're going to start taking Bombshell and Volumptuous too.
[β]down_vote_militia23 points24 points25 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
So many are "not here for a hook up" but are on a hook up app.
Funny how that works.
[β]Aezzle10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally 90% of girls say this on tinder. I'm not sure if lying to save face or just deluded themselves that every dick they suck is somehow not making them a whore.
[β]PLUTOKRAT9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fucked a Canadian that was here in Italy for some weeks.... She said the same thing... I'm just looking for friends i fucked her as hard as I could.
[β]DeMeza7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her boyfriend was so happy when she came home to Canada!
[β]2lost2bsaved0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol u go girl :D
[β]DeMeza4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd say a small percentage of women on Tinder, especially those who have hit the wall or are close to hitting the wall, are maybe not interested in hoop ups. But don't let it fool you; it's only because they've been riding the cock carousel for the last 10 years and now they're ready to "settle down". The rest of the women (the younger women)... Haha. If they match with the right guy, they're willing to do all, including "hook ups".
[–]SJHammer2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
When they say "make you wait"....you reply "sex can't be used as leverage." and tell them you dont need it. Its disrespectful to use sex as leverage. That you'd rather have sex with someone who wants to have sex with you than someone who doesnt want it. bla bla bla....stuff like that. That waiting game for sex suddenly disappears afterwards.
[β]HollowSaint4912 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
ugh land whales
[β]Firstok0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They can't drive!
[+][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Cottage Cheese + Legs
Swiiiiippppeeee LLEEFFTT <sup>so</sup> <sup>fast</sup>
[β]Urishima3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Swiped left so fast, the friction started a house fire. Please send help.
[β]ghost_Rogue9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Delusional walrus with no original hobbies. How is "lattes" even a hobby worth mentioning on your dating profile? How can you think you are classy if you are so fat and full of yourself?
Feels good that I didn't give in and I stopped dating apps completely after my last breakup and going MGTOW. This is laughworthy.
[β]FreeManIsFrank3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lattes are a hobby if your hobby is to get fat.
[β]Dberp 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.
[β]silive 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Looking for a simp" would do nicely...
[β]KenMastersThe4th[S] 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Curvy is the new morbidly obese. I don't hate fat people. I hate that fat people like to prance around the truth.
You can lie and rename things all you want, but you're fat and lazy in my eyes.
I workout because I respect myself. If you want others to respect you, you have to at least look like your respect yourself. I didn't make the rules.
Fat people can bend and mold them how they want, but I'm sick of fat being the norm.
At 23 you should be in the best shape of your life.
Your only condition is not trying.
[β]otakuiq2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Thick"... No stop calling obese "thick", and a vall is s full curv not "curvy".
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaahahababahahahabahahahaha
[β]advancewars19601 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah βπΎ
[β]fearganfadhb1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally the polar opposite of an attractive female by every measurement.
[β]PLUTOKRAT1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitch, please! Hahajha
[β]verynormalsimple1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please no... get that thing away from me...
[β]WhistlingAlong 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thats not curvy that's fat.
[β]SnapshillBot0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]DirtyoldbagofButts0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This isn't a joke? This is real?
[β]BloodyNightWing0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tree trunks =/= thick thighs
[β]darkrood0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know, the leg seems swelling on the left foot.
That looks like a necessary doctor appointment
[β]Dickwraith93 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's not a thick leg, that's some serious medical condition in future.
[β]RogerBateman 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now.
[β]KaitouNala0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
is one leg thicker than the other?!?!
[β]DeMeza0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Elephant feet.
[β]MaxBuddyWoof 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didn't need the tree trunk as a reference. The cankles gave it away.
[β]liftweights0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the kankles lmao
[β]Actanonverba110 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She uses the word "curvy." I think she meant to say "moooooo." There's a difference, you see.
[β]giantbollocks0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ew commies
[β]Ramasama0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus those legs!!! Why is one so much bigger than the other!!??!?
[–]soup_specialist1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Wait. I don't use said app. Doesn't swiping right unmatch you?
[–]SJHammer1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Curvy....I am not accountable for what my hand puts in my mouth.
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[β]DeMeza4 points5 points6 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]SJHammer2 points [recovered] | Copy Link
[β]HollowSaint4912 points13 points14 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[β]Firstok0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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Cottage Cheese + Legs
Swiiiiippppeeee LLEEFFTT <sup>so</sup> <sup>fast</sup>
[β]Urishima3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]ghost_Rogue9 points10 points11 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[β]FreeManIsFrank3 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[β]KenMastersThe4th[S] 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]otakuiq2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]advancewars19601 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]fearganfadhb1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]verynormalsimple1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]WhistlingAlong 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]DirtyoldbagofButts0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]Dickwraith93 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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