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Congrats. You win the Internet today.
[β]Startthecar2733 points34 points35 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Second.
[β]80173527 points28 points29 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Third.
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[β]GarbageTruckJuice33 points34 points35 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And my axe..wait we not doing that?
[β]80173511 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
ITT /MGTOW counts to 10. =]
[β]bacteriam[S] 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
aw you guys.
[β]hollybegin61 points62 points63 points 8 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
:D Nice!
Unfortunately, this shit works only one way. Fat cows thinks they "deserve" the 666 combo.....
[β]80173529 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
the 666 combo
So that's why they're diabolic.
[β][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Well they might be able to get a little better insulin control if they just lost a bit of weigh... Oh you said diabolic... my bad.
[β]Cunt_Robber5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This mgtow post AND comment thread are 10/10. Hahaha you guys made my night!
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Please don't bring "diabetes" into this. a) there is more than one kind of "diabetes", and not all are weight-related (type 1 seems to be caused by a virus that anyone could get). b) Diabetes is as serious as cancer. I'm not one to say illnesses can't be joked about. But don't joke about it lightly, when you wouldn't joke about cancer in the same circumstances.
[β]8017350 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My mom died of cancer. Then she moved to Japan, so she'd only have cancel. ]=)
(she really did have cancer, the move part I made up, sure as grave got 'canceled' tho)
I'm pretty sure she'd laugh about it, through the hole(s) in her neck. Multilaugh. =]
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[β]hollybegin2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
6 feet tall, 6 pack, 6 figure salary....6 inches dick maybe?
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[β]8017352 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So 4.5, 4.5, 4.5, 4.5? ]=)
[β]TK36001 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey, 4.5 pack is not bad!
[β]spasmicwaves0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β][deleted] 37 points38 points39 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Fat hands freak me out. Like how the fuck are your hands fat?
[β]Brotherlouie10029 points30 points31 points 8 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Its not fat, it's Edema ( severe fluid build up) A significant sign, that indicates, the liver and the kidneys are heavily damaged. Almost all people who are overweight, have Non-alcoholic liver disease
[β]MrMischiefVIP2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is there any coming back from it? If they skinny up will they still get fluid build up like that so they'd be skinny walking around with "fat hands?"
[β]newMGTOW6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine running an engine without oil so that it seizes completely, then take that engine rebuild it and grind down the pistons so they fit smoothly enough again, and drop the crankshaft a few times while you're at it. that's a fat persons body who lost weight, it works but not that well and may fail soon. now take a brand new engine, that's a body that's been healthy weight for life.
The edema usually goes away with healthy lifestyle, some cases don't and liposuction can fix it
[β]Imadouchebag2731 points32 points33 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
With this photo and the one its parodying I simply see the romanticism of addiction. Sugar addiction to be exact. Sugar in the form of itself and in the form of processed carbs.
We might as well show "artsy" photos of people passed out drunk or with heroin needles in their arms with that same caption.
[β]HumanBeingOfEarth2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I guess the joke flew right over this guy's head ay
[β]Imadouchebag278 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me?
I got the joke, and its funny.
But I still see two women and two men that are fat as fuck.
[β][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm curious how you came to the conclusion that the joke flew over his head when he directly mentions that it is a parody in his comment.
[β]kurtu50 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am so glad I am a savory ad not a sweet. I never understood why people eat dessert after eating.
[β]newMGTOW0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude, get a teaspoon of sugar and mix it with half a teaspoon of salt, wet you finger dpi it in and taste it, it's literal heroin for the taste buds. This is why companies use so much salt and sugar
[β]bacteriam[S] 22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Original
[β]nocivo2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jesus! How can people looking like cows or pigs define beauty?
[β][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually, if you said they were both billionaires ready to marry, then who knows...
[β][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are those the modern interpretations of Hercules?
[β]MajorRobotnik12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, just Americans.
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I can't stop laughing, thank you I needed this today...
[β]bacteriam[S] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Glad it gave you a chuckle. (:
[β]WatchingTheMartian2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fix your smiley, it's backwards
[β]Arabian_Wolf0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's an Owl.
[β][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
lol, you should put both next to each other and tweet it to cosmo.
[β]bacteriam[S] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone with a twitter account is welcome to try this, maybe it would get noticed. I don't really use social media outside of reddit myself.
[β]NoThirst2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
...he'd TRIGGER the editor.
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I don't see that as a problem.
[β]henrysmyagent9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I have a minor complaint/observation. There is gobs of BBW porn, and enough SBBW porn to satisfy the perviest of chubby chasers, but there is no specific genre of "fat guy" porn. I imagine because feminists push hard on the fact acceptance agenda, but only for fat women.
[β][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's a certain kink where cute girls fuck old and/or fat guys. I think that porn interests men that want to see porn whores just totally degrade themselves (or fuck someone that looks like them).
[β]WanderlustYouth3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well you have to remember that guys have WAY lower standards and except a much WIDER(no pun intended) variety of women than women have of men. Thats why the ideal man is roughly the same across all cultures and races( i.e makes money, sharp facial feature, well kept body, and tall), whereas across for women it changes so much that there could never be a place where a women wouldn't be accepted for her body...
[β]WantingToDiscuss2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I know that in the gay world they have a popular sub-culture featuring fat guys... They are known as bears and or also chubs etc. Quite a lot of porn featuring those two groups.
Also fat guy porn in straight porn wise there's this(NSFW)... https://xhamster.com/users/swineyspro-am (i note how enthusiastic and really, reeeeally into the sex the women are, and i note the many non-BBW, real beautiful bombshells a lot of the women who star in their porn are) there's also the whole BHM genre(Big Handsome Men, the male version of BBW. Hell there's a sub dedicated to it.. r/BHMGonewild )
[β]Ultramegasaurus1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These specific, physical fetishes are an almost exclusively male thing.
[β]MGTOWManofMystery7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Real men have curves! Only bitches want bones! Etc.
[β]HumanBeingOfEarth3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who did this hahahaha
[β]Onkel_Adolf3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I peed a little. Worth it.
[β]Red12202 points3 points4 points 8 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
But but but, I though only women were subjected to bodyshaming?!
Haha if an article like that was written about fat women, there'd be a humongous uproar.
I got my badge today! I wear it proudly, I assure you.
[β]RafiqueAdzam1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bruhhh how the hell did u change the name of the link?
[β]Reprogramming_Life2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If we could all be so lucky as men. /s
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well that second man has a beautiful beard, that's all that I can say.
[β]BrazenBull00R1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guy on right is hot tho. I'd do him.
[β]Darukoaus1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can hear the autistic feminists hissing derision at these "unworthy" men as we speak - dare I say, the same ones blasting the clarion notes of "BODY POSITIVITY" when the hundreds of extra pounds of fat tissue are distending the bellies and arteries of women.
[β]EnfieldCNC1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, Bam Margera has really let himself go (guy on the right).
[β]geocitiesuser1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet they know where some good food is.
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[β]bacteriam[S] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You're rather out of the loop, aren't you?
This post was at the top of the r/MGTOW page yesterday. My post is only a parody. I'm not making fun of obese men, I'm pointing out the hypocrisy of Cosmopolitan for having an article on BBW but no article on Big Beautiful Men, and society in general for pushing a fat acceptance movement that only applies to women.
So you are attacking innocent men on the internet and also participating in male devaluation.
No. You could not be farther from the truth.
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[β]bacteriam[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No worries.
[β]fingers_of_passion-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll make fun of them because of their lack of discipline of taking care of themselves. Fucking Fatties.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Couple of male hambeasts there.
Come on women, get flocking! Oh, I forgot...it only applies to female hambeasts!
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I remember a while back, Fedor's photos was billed as "The ideal male body".
Looks like someone ripped it off while forgetting he's anything but a hunk of lard, unlike these two.
[β]skoobled0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
π€£ fantastic! TouchΓ©, my man, TOUCHΓ
[β]Erudite_Delirium0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If guy no.2 had a boxing match with Bob Sapp (with or without a time machine) id watch it - he looks like Zangief if he hurt his back or something.
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