LOL WUT

nobsno · 2019-03-14T10:26:35+00:00

May as well change the wording to “I am a call girl. Looking for customers.”

chadsvasc · 2019-03-14T10:14:47+00:00

I see the wrinkles and wall hitting already

ScottyHoliday · 2019-03-14T10:36:59+00:00

*blows cigar smoke in her face with blatant disregard* You look too inbred to be making such lofty demands, bitch.

gtowerthrowaway · 2019-03-14T10:43:13+00:00

23? Not likely.

Good looking enough for a sugar daddy? Not likely.

2019-03-14T10:59:58+00:00

How pussy thirsty are men that this 5 at best thinks she's a 10?

Jezus!

MetamorphosisSilver · 2019-03-14T15:14:51+00:00

I don't buy her Gucci I don't get that coochie?

Works for me! :-)

Fiji water vs tap = I am entitled.

Vodka (ignore the rest) = I am drunk.

Sugar daddy = gold-digger.

No Gucci , no coochie = whore.

So, she has described herself as a entitled, drunk, gold-digging whore. I'll give her credit - she believes in truth in advertising.

53withtrollhair · 2019-03-14T12:25:36+00:00

Whore?

Tercalerc · 2019-03-14T11:49:51+00:00

I think she got her age number backwards. She looks 32. 😆

bresra2500 · 2019-03-14T13:58:55+00:00

Fiji water eh? So overpriced and full of shit A waste of money and effort Sounds about right

lifeonlockdown · 2019-03-14T12:33:30+00:00

Bitch is basic.

boisdevie · 2019-03-14T13:35:55+00:00

A strong independent woman buys her own fucking handbag.

heliosprimus · 2019-03-14T16:10:01+00:00

Literally unbreedable.

salvaje_mgtow · 2019-03-14T18:52:10+00:00

The entitlement is strong with this one.

deepspace7 · 2019-03-14T22:09:24+00:00

Reported for prostitution.

thottttttttttttt · 2019-03-14T12:44:46+00:00

So shes overpriced and you can see right through her.

schemadrome · 2019-03-14T12:47:49+00:00

Her age is probably in hexadecimal or something.

FutureSquall · 2019-03-14T14:17:36+00:00

Another day another backpager advertising from another platform.

ImAwakeISH · 2019-03-14T14:56:39+00:00

it's great when these post wall backpagers get banned from new platforms like twitch

MarkAurelios · 2019-03-14T16:42:10+00:00

Eenie meenie miny no, you're just a simple ho

UsedCommunication · 2019-03-14T17:02:56+00:00

Translation: "I'm an alcoholic daddy issue golddigger"

jacketguy · 2019-03-14T17:20:29+00:00

women are mind blowingly arrogant today

Slarddon · 2019-03-14T17:33:35+00:00

vodka as a spirit animal

seems we cant go deeper

SomeRandomUser111 · 2019-03-14T18:31:06+00:00

I don't want that coochie, it's used up and droopy.

ImmaculateDeity · 2019-03-14T18:36:31+00:00

Anybody else notice she's looking two different ways?

balancedben · 2019-03-14T20:26:35+00:00

At least she's honest.

Rosiovan444 · 2019-03-14T21:01:08+00:00

She looks old

Blissbynature · 2019-03-14T22:03:11+00:00

She has the gaunt lines of an aging-too-fast alcoholic.

puppypuppet33 · 2019-03-15T01:48:58+00:00

From flint. She meant to say from flint

Banned_For_Opinion · 2019-03-15T19:19:47+00:00

Her dad needs to slap the shit out of her.

syd-heich · 2019-03-15T00:48:33+00:00

Vodka is not an animal you non sequitur

Kirby_gud_succ · 2019-03-15T01:53:53+00:00

I'll pass on the coochie, thanks

Title	LOL WUT
Author	nobsno
Upvotes	106
Comments	75
Date	March 14, 2019 10:11 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/b0yk41/lol_wut/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/lol-wut.498559 https://theredarchive.com/post/498559

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