Isn't it Hilarious when they find Jesus? I visited a childhood friend in his church this past Sunday. We were best mates in our hometown through high school. Its a huge church and I noticed some of the girls from high school and college there i used to fuck on the regular. I also noticed a girl I used to fuck in freshman year of college, she's an instathot, retired video vixen and former lingerie model at just 24 years old and there she is singing praises to God.

I'm currently on a college sports team and there was a girl from college and cheerleader for our college soccer team who got fucked by me, the captain, 3 other teammates and the assistant coach in a space of 2 weeks. She was present as well haha. It turns out she's the pastors daughter wtf. When they all saw me their faces turned red and they were quite nervous. I just smiled and went over to the pastor and thanked him for his amazing sermon which i didn't give a flying fuck about.

It's so hilarious. There's nothing wrong with changing your ways but don't expect a self-respecting man to wife you up after you've been plowed by half the football team. Of course they won't tell potential betabuxes about their past and how they used to whore it up in college lmao.

Why are they even in church pretending to be holy?...I sincerely do pity the men they end up marrying.

Enjoy your week & God help us all. Amen ;)