Everyone tells you, you'll meet the one. But a few things have to happen for the 'one' to meet you

They have to have been through countless relationships with fuckboys. They have to have reached their late 20s early 30s they have to have a pre owned pussy. They're looking to 'settle' with or without existing kids.

Women these days are trash and don't give you the time of day unless you got money. Fuck these hoes.