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[–]HockeyFan_3763 points64 points65 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No, put it in water so the dinosaur sponge comes out
[–]Phain0n4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude those things were fucking rad! Along with chia pets.
[–]GoodMan_Gone25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No. You don't know what's in there. Better focus on the metaphorical red pill.
Edit: I assume you take my comment with the same eye blink as I assume your OP has, brother.
[–]Wide-Brick19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Fair warning: you will only be shown the truth.....nothing else.
[–]mightymigtow9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can you handle it ;)
[–]smileyclown9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
are you ready to see how deep the rabbit hole goes?
[–]Bassinium_10497 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey I see the Black Pill on top of the dryer. Take that one instead!
[–]avi550m6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
[–]dankturtle34402 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love that quote
[–]FairlyWhelmed4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You didn't find it on the floor, did you?
[–]ncarolina663 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Down the hatch, dude!
[–]fiasco_jack3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Boutta poop out a little foam Dino my guy
[–]thedragonball232 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes
[–]pangolin0012 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can't go back so think hard.
[–]Sid_Vichous2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do it
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you're here... so didn't you already take it?
[–]playball20202 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yes, but remember to use lube first
[–]fritobandito2141 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you have to ask, you're not ready.
[–]ur8moms1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quality shitpost
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Slide that bad boy over here!
[–]sefMR1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Y E S
[–]irishluckk1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The blue pill is a suppository
[–]call_me_sensei0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Might as well take it, the blue pill world had it's run.
[–]KungFluVirus20200 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Uhhhh, yes
[–]BenKremling0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Take it 😭✌️
[–]xTotallyNotTrolling0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you already did
[–]dankelwankel0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can't have just one!
[–]johntheother0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Since it contains an expanding sponge animal shape, definitely take it.
[–]scocasso0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know, it looks a little on the pink side of the spectrum...
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
its bitter but its worth it
[–]KillaVanilla1870 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Someone make this a meme template
[–]barkingtree250 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit
This made me realize What Ive been drinking the past few months
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[–]Wide-Brick19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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