Ha! Just kidding, fellas. We should all know better by now.

They advocate stern talking-tos, babying her once she wakes up, being nice and not pushing the issue, laughing it off, asking for the video from her friends so the naive little darling can realize what she did, etc.

Because if a man with a history of getting belligerently drunk got angry at his wife at a party and screamed that she wouldn’t fuck him while shoving his penis in her friends’ faces, that’s definitely how they’d react. /s

If you haven’t had your daily dose of rage yet, here you go:

http://archive.is/SdKwh

But hey it’s okay. The mods over there assure us there’s no gender bias.