Dear full figured, fluffy, larger than average , horizontally challenged people.

When you attempt online dating please please please zoom the camera out , like a lot, and pan down a bit.

Seriously you are not fooling anyone, no one's Dacia recognition zone of the brain is that broken we know you are bigger around the middle and or pear shaped. So own it, be up front, toss up that head to toe side profile shot and swipe right on a few dozen looks matches. You might actually find someone that would want you for more than un reciprocated oral sex in a minivan.