Summary:

Several weeks ago I approached one HB9 girl, after some escalation she cut me off. 2 days ago I opened up using text.

Here I would present her shit-tests and the results. English is not my native language and I translated the texting for the report as well.

Body:

I used Viber in order to have everything written as evidence, also it is a lot more easier for me to crush the shittests of higher HBs in text, because I have more time to deliver.

The girl is ex-model, 24 years old, fit with huge tits, she just finished her master degree and started to work in other department in my firm. First thing worth to mention is that you do not approach co-workers unless you have your shit together and they are no danger for you in long run. Make sure to collect enough evidence that it was mutual. Also my country laws/ethics are not the same as in Western Europe, so it is not that dangerous.

As opener I send her a picture of 5-6 fine bottles of foreign wine that I brought back from my vacation last week with the following text under it:

Me: Tomorrow evening I will drink wine from XXX with you at your place. Just make sure to prepare proper salad for it.

Notice that I did not give her any options with this opener, it is statement- it would either work or not. I don't ask if she have time for it, if she wants to see me or similar.

She: Tomorrow when I am back from the fitness you could help me with my English lessons because my exam is on 29. But the visit would include only learning, some salad and a little bit of wine. Only that. I am not quite sure if you want to help me with English after the work-day, I guess you are not up to it.

Here we go- she changes the whole context and spins the thing completely. However the fact that I am not straight rejected considering my opener means that she is game.

Me: Ok The best working phrase ever.

She: Ok for what Govedo13? Can you elaborate?

Me: What kind of salad you would make for me? I just avoided her question by asking another question by changing the subject.

She: Picture/This type of salad. However my roommate would be there and could join us for the wine- it would be fun.

Another shittest- She knows quite well that I want her one on one. I haven’t invited her to my place because she cut me off when we were there after my initial approach, so in order to create more comfort I offered to meet at her place, knowing that she have roommate.

Me: Ok then you would study together with him without me. I have little to no intention to teach him languages (same word for tongue in my native language). Here I use the pressure flip showing that shows IDGAF. I also included a bit of teasing using the word with double meaning.

She: What if we sit in the living room and he decides to join us? I just cannot tell him to go to his room.

Me: Don’t worry I am quite capable to send him to his room. Command Respect- it just works.

She: Haha, well I would be studying alone then, just to be sure ;)

Me: Ok IDGAF attitude again. 2 hours later:

She: Asks some generic random question about work related stuff.

Me: I would explain you later while we are drinking wine. Change the subject

She: Well the wine offer is off; also it was about you helping me studying with a little wine only. Furthermore it would be too intimate and I doubt that it is good idea with colleague at all. Yet another shittest- Agree and amplify again.

Me: Copy paste her opener: But the visit would include only learning, some salad and a little bit of wine. Only that. Do you think that learning English is intimate? Plausible deniability

She: It is not.

Me: So it is not bad idea then. I need to go now. Just call me when and where tomorrow evening.

Notice that I do not even know where is her place but invited myself in, being confident and taking charge works. Ending the conversation like that also does not give her the opportunity to drop another shittest

She: OK :)

It was a nice evening yesterday.

Lessons learned:

• Higher HBs shittest like motherfucker.

• You need to learn how to recognize the shittests and to them act accordingly.

• Your only weapon against anything above HB8 is your ability to walk away.

• Your SMV does not matter at all in the closing phase, since the said HB9 is approached daily by men with same or even better status/looks/money. However your SMV (Status. Looks. Money) matter only as baseline in order not to be directly rejected.