I work a job where I have 2 weeks of work, out of state. Then I get 2 weeks off. When I am on my 2 weeks off I spend most of my time approaching, dating and fucking.
I have made leaps and bounds in my game, but I know I still need a ton of improvement. I am 32, no kids, never married. When I am home on my time off I live in a hotel. I rent a place for 2 weeks that has a kitchen, sofa, it's fairly nice. Anyway, on to the report.
Got back into town and spent time with a couple plates I was already banging for the first few days. The first night back I was manhandling my best plate and had her half undressed. Then I accidentally bounced her face off my night stand. I put her teeth through her bottom lip and blood was pouring everywhere. I took her to the ER to get 7 stitches. So no sex the first night back after 2 weeks of no pussy. We had some great sex while I've been home though. She finally dropped me a couple days ago when she realized she wasn't going to get commitment out of me. It's only been a couple days though and I kind of expect a call from her to fuck when I get back. This bitch is in love with me and I make her squirt, so I really doubt she will stay away.
There was a 31 HB7 from tinder who thinks she's an HB10. I had been texting with her a little. I matched with her and talked some a few weeks ago, but she was kind of flaky and I couldn't nail her down before I left. I wasn't going to waste much time with her on these days off though. She was trying to text me and I just slowly responded and didn't really make myself available. I did want to fuck her though. She does a bunch of activities (softball, kickball, a ton of friends, etc.) So I knew if I tried to meet for a drink or something there would be a high chance of a flake. So I decided I needed to think of something fun that she wouldn't want to miss.
I shot her a text, Me- I'm going to go skydiving this week. I want to bring someone but I figure anyone who agrees will wimp out and come up with an excuse when the day comes Her- omg I've always wanted to do that Me- you down? Don't say yes if you're going to bitch out Her- yes. When are we going Me- 3 days, it's $215 cash or $220 card
I still hadn't met her in person. Then a day later, I was walking through the city late. I stopped into a quiet bar for a beer before I went home and to see if there was anything to approach. She was in there with her softball team sitting at the bar. I pretended I didn't see her for a second and sat down away from her. After I got a beer I acted like I just noticed her and caught her staring at me. I said hi and she came over to sit with me. She started talking about how her hair isn't really blonde (I told her in text that I wasn't really into blondes to neg her. I've never negged a bitch as hard as I have her. That was basically the only thing I would do with her through texts because she thinks she's an HB10)
She was acting weird though and wouldn't really make eye contact. I just said, hey I'll see you in a couple days go hang out with your team. Then I finished my beer and left.
When we jumped I was teasing her the whole time up to it and slipping in DHV stories any time I could. I knew she had a game that night but it was only 2pm when we got done with the jump. She was rushing with adrenaline and so excited. After we went and had a couple beers at a bar. I started some light non-sexual kino, but I had plans that night and so did she so we didn't have much time together.
A couple days later she was sending me pics. I asked if she wanted to hang out that night. She was down. She was a few towns over at a beach town staying with a bunch of friends. We met that night at the bar. She had her pile of 6 male orbiters that she always has around, I knew they would be there. When I got there they were all at the bar and the place was packed. They were still waiting for drinks. When I came over she introduced her friends, one who was her bestie (all men but 1). The bestie started right off saying "if you hurt her, you're going to have a bunch of us to deal with" so I knew she had been talking about me as a possible fuck and not as a friend (she kept trying to friend zone me via text for the past few weeks and I would just say "I don't agree to that") As this guy was saying things like this I just busted out laughing at him. I ignored her for the first few minutes to disarm her orbiters and got friendly with them, throwing some banter back and forth.
10 minutes had passed and we still didn't have drinks. One of them said "let's go over here to get drinks, it's less packed" and pointed to a bar across the room, though the whole place was jammed full. When we got over there and all stood behind the bestie while he waited for the bartender I said "fuck this, I'll get us drinks" I asked her and the bestie what they were trying to order. I went to another bar across the room, instantly got the bartenders attention, and got 3 drinks. I made it back to them, waiting at the bar, before they could order yet. The guys had a baffled look, but she started laughing and put her hand on my chest.
Then we all hung out there for an hour and had 2 drinks. I was starting to ramp up the kino a little but then I would pull it away from her just as quickly. This is when she started giving me some very clear IOI's. I grabbed her by the hand and said "let's go dance" to get her away from her friends. We didn't dance long. I said "fuck this it's too packed, let's walk out onto the beach"
When we got out there I started making out with her. After a few minutes I pulled away and we started walking. We walked by a little beachside amusement park with a rollercoaster. She points and says "let's go on that!", "sure, that sounds fun"
We went on the rollercoaster. When we got to the booth to buy tickets I said "you owe me for the drinks I bought" and she laughed and bought tickets. After a couple rides we walked around the little park. There was a game, the one where you spray a water gun into a little target and your teddy bears race. She wanted to play, I agreed, but started talking a bunch of shit telling her how bad I would whoop her ass. It was just her and I playing, about 5 feet from each other. The race started and a few seconds in, I turned the water gun at her and started spraying her all over her head. She won the race but I swear to God she fell for me right then.
Then we were walking by a game. All you do is hang from a bar for 2 minutes. There was a big crowd gathered around. I watched 2 men fail. I jumped up there. As I was hanging there, in front of the big crowd, I started talking a bunch of shit. I was doing pullups, swinging around on one hand, telling the crowd this would be the easiest teddy bear I've ever won. The whole crowd loved it and everyone was cheering me on. I won, and she was laughing hysterically.
We walked back to the beach and started making out again. That's when I said, "let's get out of here", "where do you want to go?", "I have some wine back at my room"
We took her car a few towns over to my room. We didn't waste any time. She deepthroated like a pornstar. I pounded the fuck out of her and probably pissed off the whole hotel with her screams if pleasure ever time I got her off. Yanking her hair, slapping her whore face, shoving my thumb up her ass, she loved it all. Since then she comes right over anytime I call her and does what I tell her.
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