I'm widowed

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-07-04T15:14:25+00:00

She's definitely using pre-pregnancy pics. Buyer beware.

CDBaller · 2020-07-04T15:11:52+00:00

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Honest_Solution · 2020-07-04T16:07:58+00:00

Alpha widowed as fuck and still hung up on ex Chad, you’ll hear constant stories and “I’m the victim” tales.

Her daughter is her best friend so she’s an awful parent.

Your dates will consist of pushing the cart through Target while she fills it and you pay for it.

simpslayer888 · 2020-07-04T16:45:35+00:00

100 percent pre baby photos, now is a landwhale

BurdenedChad · 2020-07-04T17:24:57+00:00

Widowed, but he's only dead to me

Daily reminder that single mothers always act like the guy is gone for good, but it's more likely she's still texting him and he's yo-yoing in and out. If you fall for her and get attached to her daughter, you'll have to deal with him randomly showing up to mark his territory and there's a high chance of her cheating because her subconscious wants to reunite the family and make more alphalets.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-07-04T17:05:55+00:00

Hmu if you like long romantic walks through targets[sic] baby cloths[sic] aisle

It amuses me to no end that she fucked up "Target's" and "clothes" but still spelled "aisle" correctly.
I'm sure she means that YOU will be the one purchasing the clothes for that baby that isn't even yours. Anyone think I'm wrong?
What the fuck could possibly be romantic about one of the most cuckolded behaviors possible: buying shit for another man's cumshot? To any young man who thinks that might be an "in" to get some poon: a) she'll never respect you if you do that, which means she'll never be attracted to you, b) it's not worth it, even if she gives you some mediocre, obligation-laden starfish sex, and c) single mothers are worth ZERO effort. Either meet up and fuck with no strings, or avoid entirely.

Ivan_The_Reddish · 2020-07-04T16:53:09+00:00

6969 miles away

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AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-07-04T17:10:51+00:00

He is alive but only dead for her. The devil is in details folks.

Did she ever picked up a damn dictionary and looked for word "Widow"?

MattyK414 · 2020-07-05T03:53:14+00:00

Widows are such a small amount of single moms. They really want you to believe that marriage to their kids' father was actually going to happen.

loneliness-inc · 2020-07-05T15:27:46+00:00

My eyes are hurting from reading this shit.

Widowed, but he's only dead to me 🙄

Yeah. Eye roll is the correct response to this retarded statement. Basically, the man is alive but you want him dead. If you're really crazy, you might kill him. If you're less crazy, you just wish for him to die. Either way, you ain't no fucking widow!!! You're just a bitch.

And with a retarded attitude like that, you still want romance?

No thanks cunt.

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-07-04T23:21:34+00:00

She will take that hate of the old guy out on the new guy.

hawkmoon1997 · 2020-07-04T22:01:04+00:00

I know y'all see how far away this queen is

Ishabaka · 2020-07-05T21:31:29+00:00

So drug dealer baby daddy got shot?

Title	I'm widowed
Author	CDBaller
Upvotes	256
Comments	33
Date	July 4, 2020 3:05 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/hl4rat/im_widowed/
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