I find teasing is one of the surest ways to make girls melt, but it's a sensitive game. Call a smoking chick chunky and she knows you're being sarcastic, but it still triggers insecurity and isn't ideal.

Some of my favorites are how puny/tiny/weak her hands are, or how she's so short she can't reach anything etc. The thrust of it is mockery but the message makes her feel girly and delicate which achieves the ultimate goal.

What are your favorite things to jab at in this context?