Spore2012 2/19/2014 10:08:56 PM How many people have you killed with those eyes?

M

2/19/2014 10:16:05 PM I have killed a lot of people trust me lol. They definitely fall under my spell for sure haha but I love your profile.

M

2/19/2014 10:23:32 PM What are you doing tonight? What is your name?

Spore2012

2/19/2014 10:23:40 PM Hey thanks, I took a long time writing all that shit or something.

Spore2012

2/19/2014 10:24:34 PM I'm just being bored fucking around on POF cuz that's how I roll. You asking me out? You have to guess my name , I'll give you 3 guesses.

M

2/19/2014 10:25:04 PM Haha I noticed but it was pretty funny. Def makes me want to hang out with you just from reading it

M

2/19/2014 10:26:18 PM Hmm...Brian? Josh? Chris?

M

2/19/2014 10:26:43 PM Maybe I am asking you out who knows lol...

Spore2012

2/19/2014 10:28:02 PM Word. Yea but you failed hard on my name game. You are supposed to guess one and I give you a hint etc. Anyway, My name is Mike. What should I call you, EyeKiller Failguesser?

M

2/19/2014 10:31:09 PM Haha you're pretty funny. Mike was my next guess duh...guess my name

Spore2012

2/19/2014 10:32:24 PM Ofc, I'm funny (a bit cocky too). Uh, (wrong guess based off her username)?

Spore2012

2/19/2014 10:33:59 PM http://youtu.be/SHihLWBfx2k

M

2/19/2014 10:37:52 PM That's just how I like it lol. No guess again

Spore2012

2/19/2014 10:39:06 PM You ever been to The Pen?

M

2/19/2014 10:42:00 PM Haha that video was funny

M

2/19/2014 10:42:14 PM Ya I have plenty of times why

M

2/19/2014 10:46:02 PM Hey can you just text me this shit uses all my data and battery?

Spore2012

2/19/2014 10:46:32 PM I know, I love loveline. Oh, I live right down the street from there. Used to go there often. You wanna shoot some pool?

Spore2012

2/19/2014 10:47:04 PM yea but you gotta give me your number silly, XXX XXX XXXX. And Is your name (same wrong guess based off her username)?

After this she texted me her number and I called her immediately. Still didn't even know her name yet so this was a good reason to call her and tease her about it. I didn't even realize it at the time but we talked like 47min and as I was about to hang up and try and setup a date for Saturday night she wanted to go hang out at a bar by her house. I told her I would be there in like 30 min, and she wanted me to pick her up.

She was pretty cool, we played pool and talked a bunch about the social dynamics of online dating and stupid shit that guy's do and the 1000s of msgs girls get all day. She reaffirmed my assumption that there are guys with (vulgar) canned openers that just spam every chick's page regardless of reading or viewing pics just looking for that 1% who respond. She knew this because she would get the same message from the same guy weeks/months later. She also restated the fact that 'hi' 'hey' msg is skipped over even if she thinks the guy's pic is good. You HAVE TO intrigue a girl with a question, even if it's stupid one like mine usually are. She talked a bit about shirtless pics and sunglasses pics and how they are turn offs.

She was being kinda push/pull with my throughout the night but she was complimenting me often so I knew it was no problem. When we got back to her place we made out in the car and a lot of groping and I told her I didn't want to drive all the way back home drunk and we went inside with every bit of LMR in the book. (just looked over this thread and I think I handled it pretty similarly to this, although not perfect- i'll get to that later) http://www.venusianarts.com/forum/forum/essentials/best-of-the-forum/2289-the-6-kinds-of-lmr-and-how-to-overcome-them

I gave her plausible deniability by talking about movies earlier in the night and saying we could watch a movie on her laptop. She kept restating that we just met and she doesn't and I don't normally do this. I kept agreeing with her and telling her I wasn't all about that and I liked her. She told me I had to sleep on the futon etc. When we got back I just flopped onto the bed after her advances continued.

We made out some more, and groped some more. All the while getting the push/pull, the hardly know me, I seem innocent/too cute, has work early, etc. Lights went out and clothes started coming off. Both of our hands were doing stuff then she gave me dome for a bit. It was like 3a + at this point. She kept up the push/pull and saying things like "I want you inside of me" so I finally fumbled in the dark for the condom. When I got back to the bed I got the 'freeze out' and this is where I draw the line with the anti LMR tech. I probably could have done what's recommended in that thread but I don't like it (I was basically already doing it when I was stopped). I should post a picture of the very slightly ripped open condom wrapper lol that's how close it was.

Anyway, 6 hours later she gets ready for work and I got a hangover. I prob should have got up to leave right then but she told me to stay resting so I did. Left about an hour later and a peck and a hug. Sent her a couple of texts earlier back and forth (tried to reinvoke some sexy feelings from last night). I'm thinking just wait til she hits me up to hang out again before I contact her.

edit- I guess I should explain my POF msg tech a bit. I tend to read chicks pages and just fire off random questions that are cocky/funny/tease(neg) usually. This girl had some really blue eyes that totally stood out and I dig. So I just thought it up on the fly. Similar stuff would be reading a girl's page who is a self proclaimed 'energetic beach bum' and I'll ask her like "How's the bum energy life?" and it's not fool proof but it gets a decent reaction usually. My favorite thing to use is this 3 guess name thing. She played it wrong here, but that gave me a chance to tease her about it. I also will play it in reverse sometimes instead. I am actually pretty good and can usually get it within 5~ guesses with their hints or profile stuff. I dunno why this is so impressive to people, but it is. When I called her I played the 3 guess game over the phone for her name and got it on the 4th when she wasn't giving it up: First I just guessed Sarah blindly she seemed offended (this is usually the case but they like it). She said it was a famous person name, but not too common. I said Oprah lol. She said a singer. I remember she liked country music so I said Taylor. At this point I couldn't think of anything joked again, Gaga. Got it next try though.

My profile would probably be ridiculed from many seasoned online PUAs but I think it's so unique that it appeals to a good percentage of women. It's super fucking long, which accomplishes a couple of things: 1- They know I can hold conversation and have interesting things to say, 2- they usually can't finish it all/skim it and I know this so I can tease them about it, 3- I can talk shit on other guys and girls who have shitty short/negative profiles that don't describe themselves at all. etc.

The format of my page is as follows; free thought association bullshit paragraph, paragraph explaining that first paragraph was nonsense and truer description of myself, list of hobbies and interests and short explanations of them, some shit about goals/dreams, bunch of random facts about me including weird shit girls have said to me; such as "You have the perfect amount of arm hair" having a super power where I never become jealous. It's all very light hearted and joking tone to the entire thing which is the most important part about it.

On top of that I have a bunch of old pics (probably need to update them though) where I'm doing all kinds of different things, halloween costume, bday party, monkey tail shaved on my face, in a suit, at an amusement park with my nephew. And since pof only has 8 pic limit, I actually shrunk a bunch of funny/random pics into 4 panel and uploaded them as 1 pic (So I really have like 12+ pics). My headline is just some proclamation of excitement in regards to teaching my nephew something.