I'm not saying this is a miracle, but hear me out.

If you are out at a bar, stop sitting and doing nothing.

Dance!

Who gives a shit if you look like an idiot.

I had 7 girls come up and dance with me, a girl kiss me on the cheek, and a girl that made out with me.

I'm not saying I'm some amazing pick up artist, but what did you guys do tonight? Can you you say you did that? Even if it's something small, at least you can say you did something.

If not tonight, maybe next weekend. No matter what, at least you're making progress.

Edit: Haha, you guys that are downvoting this probably didn't even get any sort of action last night. You just want to pretend that you're cooler than me and be like "Well, at least I wasn't the weird dude on the dance floor." You'd rather sit back and do the same thing you always did (read: doing nothing) then take a chance? It's sort of amazing how much in the dark ages this place can be at times.

At the very least I got some form of attention. That's better than none. I had two girls kiss me (the girl that kissed me on the "cheek" was the one that initiated it; I'm sure I could have made out with her. Also, it was more like the neck).

Some of you guys would rather whine about how you have no girlfriend and that you're forever alone. Why don't you go back to /r/ForeverAlone instead of downvoting something that will help people.