Laughing at You

Merc525 · 2021-10-20T03:59:15+00:00

Ok.... I'll throw out my biggest piece of a random hookup advice. Its shitty, but it works, and I'll explain why.

Be relatively fit, fake care of yourself, wear decent clothing that indicated comfort (not gaudy or cheap and flashy), and, this is the big bit, be married and show your ring, or just by a ring and make it up. Have pictures of you with your wife, and/or have a girl that can pretend to be your wife.

If you wanna get really dirty, have a series of different girls of different body builds and attraction factors. Go about your days.

Some women, not all by any means, but plenty, will Express interest. If they ask to see your wife, pick a woman around her same body build and attractiveness.

This works quite well.... and it's really dirty, misleading, unethical, and can get nasty really quickly. I generally do not recommend it. I have only used it once and it did get me laid, three times to be exact, in a about 2.5 weeks, but I felt like shit using it and the drama it caused was honestly not worth it.

Why does it work? Simple. The same way men take any pussy they can get because breeding is cheap and easy and enjoyable for us..... women are rbe flip side. Breeding, evolutionarily, is a nasty, long, dangerous, and destructive process for her. She cant afford to just smash anyone. Whether or not she intends to have kids, the basic urge of finding a man capable of providing holds true for most as it is inherent to the biological design. A necessity.

Being married means another woman believed in your enough to lock you down. It like means you had a choice of several relationship offers, especially if you are decently fit and dont look like you crawled out of a gutter and your car is decent.

For her, this means you are desirable to other women and the consensus must be that you have something to offer. It's a real, physical sign, you wre desirable enough to not only keep a relationship, but convince her to accept you for LIFE.

BUT this doesn't guarantee success. It just appeals to a certain subsection of women. As stated, nothing really increases your chances to better than 80% and most folks will still hover around a 90% general failure rate.... but it's better than the 99% seen by a lot of folks here.

Merc525 · 2021-10-20T03:12:23+00:00

Some of the advice here is good, but a lot of it is straight up overthinking.

I literally just look at the girl and say, "wanna make out"

And then I say "wanna fuck"

That's how I get laid

Alynn_Fires · 2021-10-20T03:29:20+00:00

Yess! I love this post!

Specialist-Kick-1387 · 2021-10-20T04:15:14+00:00

wait since when is poly becoming the norm?

You mean this, right https://youtu.be/DTsdKycVZZ4

Title	Laughing at You
Author	Merc525
Upvotes	0
Comments	12
Date	October 20, 2021 3:04 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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