Hmm, how to put this. Vikings trusted their main finances with their wives, divorce gasp was a thing, and hygiene was super important amongst the men back when being dirty and uncombed was a thing back in Europe, especially yer oldie England. I'm sure the women from that time used to dream about getting 'captured' by a Viking while the men around them put horned helmets on their drawn enemies which they never wore. Those evil, fresh smelling bastards.
Woman: "I want a nice comfortable night tonight, just you and me." Partner: "Oooh, is that right you dirty old slut? Want to be slapped until you see stars? Do I choke like a bitch? Do you want it like that??" Woman: Travolta giffing
Plus society brainwashing women that men are never gonna get better than manchild level and you should be grateful you have a man in your life in the first place. What's life about otherwise? Having an equal so? Pleaaase.
