Here's an update to this thread. I emailed Unos and got this reply:

Dear Bob,

Thank you for taking the time to write to us regarding our unacceptable attempt at humor. I have forwarded your comments to our Marketing Department for their attention. Please give us time to make this change. I apologize if we have offended you with these comments.

Sincerely,

Barbara Rutman Hospitality Representative Mon-Fri 8:30-4:30 EST 1-866-600-8667

I have no idea if anything real will come of this, but they at least acknowledged it was a problem.