Recently, I had been banned from r/SRSWomen, and this was my response to such a foolish action. I may have gone a bit overboard, but clearly there is no decency in that subreddit...

If you have 2X chromosomes I feel bad for you son,

I’ve got 99 problems but being a bitch ain’t one

Men. We can fix things which you women broke. We build houses while you keep them clean. We eat, you cook. We are faster, stronger and smarter than you- it’s proven scientifically. Unlike your votes, ours count. We don’t get pregnant, but we can cum on your face. Our wonderful species has many fine specimen- Michael Jordan, Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps, Albert Einstein, Barack Obama, Steven Spielberg, George Clooney, Joseph Stalin, George Washington, Charlie Sheen, Bear Grylls, Keanu Reeves, Mel Gibson, Steve Jobs and Tom Cruise are just to name a few. All boy-bands- men. Every groom- men. Every fireman, fisherman and policeman- you guessed it, men. Every lord, king and (important) God- men. There’s a reason it’s called MANagement and not kitchenagement.

Feminism is a completely idiotic ideology- you preach equality, yet at the same time lecture men that it’s not fair to hit women, because they’re weaker. Choose a damn side! There’s a reason there’s a pay gap- you are shitty workers. You want to be called ‘office assistants’- you realise you’re just trying to sugar-coat the fact you are nothing but a receptionist? You can’t even excel in your own field- the best chefs are men. Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey, Matt Moran (whose name coincidently rhymes with man) are ALL MEN. Superman- man. Batman- man. Ironman- man. Spiderman- man. The only well known super-heroine? Wonder-woman, and I’m fairly certain that her sandwich making powers have never been useful.

Anyway, point is, you think you are invincible and high and mighty, sitting on your online ‘girls only’ virtual throne. Well, I’ve got news for you.

  1. Defending a man is not a crime, nor is simply saying that Gabe Newell browses 4chan.

  2. This place is a larger circlejerk than r/atheism.

  3. You guys are weird

  4. Make me a sandwich