A little help here..

megaduff · 2018-07-09T09:03:11+00:00

First of all, don’t shave up, shave with the grain.

Direct method: Tell her you like it shaved down there.

Indirect: “I dare you to get a Brazilian.”

Negging: “Let me sharpen my machete. It’s a jungle down there.”

DuckCommanderH75 · 2018-07-09T09:23:58+00:00

Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's Lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing.

When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Pierre tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac, and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "Pierre, what in the hell do you think you're doing?"

Pierre stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"

abudun79 · 2018-07-09T09:11:12+00:00

Tell her what you like or drop a hint like it's been a long time since you've seen that.

Or ask her if you need to worry that she'll turn into a feminist.

Title	A little help here..
Author	JustReadBrah
Upvotes	1
Comments	7
Date	July 9, 2018 8:47 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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