More on the stripper who raped the best man - best man was allegedly penetrated with a vibrator after being ridden 'like a horse'.

HextorFreebish · 2008-09-09T17:58:53+00:00

All kidding aside, from my reading of the article it looks like the stripper was offended when the groom-to-be left the stage after a minute, bored. And even worse, she was 39. Her feelings of humiliation led to a desire for revenge.

Now what I suspect is that what happened next was a practiced routine for her. The groom often displays disinterest as a show of his commitment to his bride. At this point the disinterest spreads to the guests. The stripper's routine at that point is to renew the interest by calling up the best man and make some exaggerated gesture of punishing him for the groom's lack of interest. This is supposed to be met by cheers from the guests and a wink from the best man at which point the hired entertainer becomes entertaining again.

At the age of 18 I suspect she could have executed a single spank and received the desired reaction. As the years dragged on, she had to do more to get the guests cheering for her to continue. And then one day, when she had some rather conservative partygoers, she realized that nothing short of violating the best man was going to get a reaction. They were all just waiting for grandma to put her shirt back on. Enraged, she crossed the line.

HextorFreebish · 2008-09-09T14:46:33+00:00

It was a bachelor party! (Or bucks party as they say, ah, down under.) Seriously, what did the best man think was going to happen!?

The stripper has penetrated the best man at every bachelor party I've been to except two. Sheesh, get with it. Basically, if you're the best man, when you walk into the bachelor party, you need to accept the fact that there's going to be some action down under.

2008-09-09T16:42:57+00:00

Minor detail. :P

Title	More on the stripper who raped the best man - best man was allegedly penetrated with a vibrator after being ridden 'like a horse'.
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Date	September 9, 2008 2:19 PM UTC (17 years ago)
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