I lost my virginity to a whore, then went back for more to other whores for things like oily threesomes. Also had a bunch of gay hookup sex including orgies. I wanna come clean to chicks but it doesn't tend to work out. I'm not too fussed since I reckon it eventually will be cool for someone since they're very replaceable - my game is on point and well, I can always just go to a whore or a guy instead if that doesn't work out :P Here's my planned pitch - can you help me upgrade it?

Also I strongly feel that trust needs to be earned because some people just can't handle the truth all at once - they gotta process some antecedents to it - understand the backstory. At least, in my case. I have experimented with radical honesty about the sensitive areas of life before and have thus far consistently desirable responses from friends-and-friends-alone and less than ideal responses from others.

The document I refer to is a document where I get us to write down relationship issues, and graphically track relationship satisfaction, and goals and stuff so we're accountable and if she talks shit I can point her to the doc and not deal with it when I don't want to.