How do you deal with a size queen?

Laughing_Jelly_Bean · 2014-02-18T04:31:27+00:00

I'm an average, maybe above average sized guy at ~7.5 inches length and good girth.

Oh please.

carolinadreams · 2014-02-18T03:31:34+00:00

Find a woman with a more proportional vagina?

I have an entirely average penis but have been able to reach the cervix of virtually every female I've slept with.

Back to your hyper accommodating ex-gf, from your intro it sounds like her only redeeming quality was that she allowed you to penetrate her apparently extensive cavern. Next her, I'm sure there's a fetish site of some sort where she can meet her needs.

_Fony_ · 2014-02-18T03:53:39+00:00

most women don't accurately measure your dick size. plus there's not much need for any bigger(wider is always good). you can hit her g spot doggystyle, and beyond that you just need to pay some attention to that little bulb on the outside and that area where all their nerves are at anyway. maybe she's fucked about 90 guys and her vagina is a hallway now.

not to mention you've clearly broken up, so let me school you on girls and your dick. if she likes you(or thinks she loves you) she will add inches to it and give you all the praises she can think of. once you split, your dick is wack, small and you're gay. that's how they are. i have an 8" penis erect with a pretty respectable girth, women always over estimate the size of it though. i had to part ways with a plate because she was starting to act possessive and increasingly bitchy...all of a sudden i have a "little chinese dick".

TheRabid · 2014-02-18T03:59:10+00:00

If she give you a hard time, give her the old "hotdog down a hallway" speech.

circlhat · 2014-02-18T06:24:16+00:00

I don't know why people are saying OP is trolling I'm only 7 inches(I measured) and yet one girl was bragging how she took a 10 inch dick and I was to small for her.

My advice: She simply wants to hurt you, 7.5 inches is more than enough, she probably has a loose vagina

Reddit Logic: The vagina is a muscle, and it gets stronger with more dicks, so the more she has sex the tighter she is

Reality: Her vagina is probably not loose and your dick is not small she just wants to piss you off, had the same thing happen to me

_Fony_ · 2014-02-18T04:02:42+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

trplurker · 2014-02-18T04:35:16+00:00

Hahahaha

Troll post for self validation.

Title	How do you deal with a size queen?
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	0
Comments	18
Date	February 18, 2014 3:18 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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