Long Island Middle School Bans Footballs, Other Recreational Items (That Boys Like)

EvilPundit · 2013-10-08T06:06:05+00:00

Several districts from outside Long Island are already contacting Nassau County educators. Soon, additional schools may be jumping on the banning balls bandwagon.

No jumping on the bandwagon!

2013-10-08T13:02:48+00:00

Good. In an age where rampant obesity is still on the rise and social skills are still decreasing, we'd better stamp out team-based physical activities.

Oh wait. Pom-poms can't hurt anybody.

Okay, just the boys then.

/s

rapey_raperson · 2013-10-08T07:36:12+00:00

Neutering students is the next logical step in this trend.

2013-10-08T10:27:44+00:00

"Long Island Middle School Bans Footballs"

Of course they're banning balls, they're afraid that Miley Cyrus will come along and take a ride on them!

Title	Long Island Middle School Bans Footballs, Other Recreational Items (That Boys Like)
Author	EvilPundit
Upvotes	11
Comments	5
Date	October 8, 2013 5:45 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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