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I was just trying to poop.

Blakerdson

September 6, 2017
452 upvotes
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Title I was just trying to poop.
Author

Blakerdson

Upvotes 452
Comments 39
Date September 6, 2017 5:41 PM UTC
(8 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/PussyPass
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/PussyPass/comments/6yh6ow/i_was_just_trying_to_poop/
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPass/i-was-just-trying-to-poop.1175597
https://theredarchive.com/post/1175597

Comments

[–]gammaradiation 250 points251 points252 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

walk in anyways who gives a shit...

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

there is this story that a guy got suspended from his university because he did that aka sexual harassment

[–]gammaradiation 18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Its not sexual harassment if someone is in a bathroom using the bathroom...

edit: a word

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

depends who finances the university

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

7 years prison for attempted rape, murder and mental assault

[–]gammaradiation 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Its still a men's bathroom... and besides if I have to really take a leak I'd say 7 years is worth s/.

[–]Fizics 163 points164 points165 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Going to start posting a few "Currently in use by a Male" signs on the ladies, see what kind of trouble I can stir up.

Hell, you can just post em as you walk by.

[–]Mustaka 78 points79 points80 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Go all out. Put up a sign saying,

"POC only. Whities take your privilege outside"

[–]Mumorperger 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

/r/hatecrimehoaxes

[–]Papa_Gamble 28 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That'll be sure to rustle some jimmies

[–]NorseGodLoki0411 16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Nah. I've cleaned the ladies room. Don't go in there.

[–]notsheldogg 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Same. The men's room is sterile compared to the women's restrooms

[–]CttCJim 185 points186 points187 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

  • put sign in pocket
  • walk in
  • "what the hell? this is the men's room! get out! i don't want pervert women looking at my dingdong!"
  • "sign? what sign?"

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points88 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Don't forget to fake cry

[–]CttCJim 48 points49 points50 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

"i'm sorry i'm so emotional but my bad aunty used to make me leave the bathroom door open and... *sniff* ...I just... I can't talk about it can I go home for the day? I'm sorry!"

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Proceed to hyperventilate

[–]CttCJim 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

channel that time when Janet on Friends was sitting there breathing sadly into the paper bag

[–]smookykins 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Demand a crisis counselor from the university for sexual harassment and assault.

[–]Drezzzire 84 points85 points86 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Why would someone assume they could do that shit and people have to abide by it?

Ignorant

[–]GateauBaker 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It could just be a heads up for any guys that actually care. There's bound to be some.

[–]PryvateJiggles 53 points54 points55 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

I was at a hardware store chain and the single men's bathroom was occupied. The single women's bathroom was empty. I had to go. I started to open the door to the women's room and this older guy advises me that a man cannot go in there. I informed him to watch me, I haven't shit my pants since that time I in high school when I drank a bottle of vodka. The look of disgust on his face was almost as bad as when I exited and he got a whiff of my handiwork.

[–]ruok4a6921 points 8 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

We do this in bars all the time. A bathroom is a bathroom. Fuck 'em.

[–]smookykins 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Seriously. I have friendly people that own a shop next to the community workshop I use and they put up an "All Gender" sign on their single bathroom. It's a bathroom. It's for one person. You have one. Do I need to put a sign up in my home???

[–]theslimbox 18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Got called out for using the womens room at a gas station. I stood patiently waiting for the mens room to become available, and a weeoman walked out. I was ticked.

[–]smookykins 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I would have blown up on her about how she was a pervert using the wrong bathroom and chewed out the gas monkey.

[–]Ahmad1214 47 points48 points49 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She thinks that stating that you are a female gets you a permit to do anything.

[–]Flying_Genitals 30 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I'd kick the door in and begin farting with reckless abandon.

[–]mud-runner 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You fart slide to urinal, sink and on your way out you leave a high pitch squeak.

[–]robowriter 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Currently in use by kid pedos walk right in.

[–]TheExplodingKitten 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Just take a shit on the floor.

[–]pm-me-yo-booty 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Time to get schwifty in here...

[–]IthinkIwannaLeia 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh yeah. Walk right in on that shit. If some one walks around with those signs in her purse she deserves to get thrown out of that room with her pants around her ankles.. . Depending on the bathroom situation i guess.

[–]BabelTapeLibrary12 points 8 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link

I can see this if the female bathroom was put of order and employees have this sign handy for that.

[–]DarkStrobeLight 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Why though? If the door doesn't lock, then there is more then one toilet. Penises and Vaginas still work when the other is near.

[–]gellis12 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

And if they don't, there's Viagra!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

a bar near me tried coed stalls in a large communal bathroom. And they couldn't get people stop going into a stall with their bar hookups for a some quick anal and a cell phone video. so they set everything back to plain old sexist mens and women's room because of the unruly amount of LOUD MESSY anal sex in the co ed stalls. Also I think a glory hole got made.

[–]XedtheRed11 points 8 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

"Currently being used by a transgender"

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

There's no need for that, a transgender wants to be seen as either a man or a woman so they'd never flip a sign that says they're trans.

[–]smookykins 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

And that's why you go in and ask why the fuck a pervert is creeping in the wrong restroom.

I'd call the police as well.

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