Aggressor pretends to be the victim, neighbour the real MVP

PeterFalksEye · 2019-08-15T11:00:29+00:00

Go go neighbour power.

Behind-The-Rabbit · 2019-08-15T15:57:50+00:00

Cop: “You’re being arrested for assault and battery ma’am.”

Crazy Bitch: “What? Is he being arrested”

Cop: “No.”

Crazy Bitch: Pikachu face

Obesedick · 2019-08-15T13:46:30+00:00

Plot twist: Neighbor is banging the dude

DannyGull · 2019-08-15T20:34:14+00:00

That guy had such a lovable demeanor. A little nervous at this whole situation but came across as an incredibly polite and kind man.

I hope the best for him.

Triplicata · 2019-08-15T15:31:41+00:00

That dude sounds like he has fuckin wooden teeth lol

pit128 · 2019-08-15T20:18:08+00:00

Good thing the neighbor was there because if she wouldn't have seen and heard everything that was going on the dude would've been screwed hard.

Danjor_Dantra · 2019-08-15T22:43:17+00:00

Kind of sucks that he likely would’ve been arrested if it wasn’t for the neighbor . It makes me wonder how many guys got arrested for the same situation with no witnesses .

the-but-destroyer-69 · 2019-08-16T03:30:20+00:00

I had an ex that was like her, threatening to tell lies, wishing i got her pregnant so i would be stuck in the relationship. I almost called the cops so many times until I would realize that It would be he said she said and I would be the one getting arrested. She would grab her legs so hard as some kind of stress response that she had bruises all over them, it would have looked really bad for me.

Makes me cringe every time i think about all the crazy shit she would do. Broke up with her and she ended up in the hospital because of a welfare check her mom called in. Suicidal and drunk off her ass all the time but somehow I was the asshole when there were days that I literally would do everything for her from putting on her shoes to taking her to appointments she needed to go to because she was always high or drunk. Fucking psycho chicks, and its true what they say, "the crazy ones are the best in bed".

BlasphemousToenail · 2019-08-15T22:02:55+00:00

Are those cops brothers?

2019-08-16T20:47:56+00:00

Crazy how quickly it can go bad for a man just cuz a woman opens her mouth.

Iforgotmyspecialpass · 2019-08-17T04:42:16+00:00

I don't know if its cause I'm not American but I can't understand much of what he is saying

Stetikhasnotalent · 2019-08-17T23:31:50+00:00

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

VerdiiSykes · 2019-08-19T00:02:49+00:00

"Is that police? I'm calling the weed!"

HumanitiesHaze · 2019-08-15T21:20:12+00:00

He's on something too. Licking the lips like that, eyes darting.

StevenXBusby · 2019-08-15T17:15:45+00:00

But all cops are racist!!

Title	Aggressor pretends to be the victim, neighbour the real MVP
Author	Leo_pard_
Upvotes	1025
Comments	31
Date	August 15, 2019 10:53 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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