Inspired by this excellent comment.

In all seriousness. SOCIETY MUST:

--Legalize, deregulate and destigmatize sex work in all forms

--Legalize, deregulate and destigmatize pornography, sex toys, male bisexuality, and the like

--Destigmatize male singlehood

--Stop abusing/humiliating/degrading/targeting "loser"/"loner"/weirdo/'spergy/nerdy men

--Stop abusing or shaming men for having hobbies-other-than-sportsball

--Abolish the idea that sex with women is somehow any kind of morally-worthwhile validation

--Abolish lookism

--Improve cosmetic surgery and make it cheaper and more painless

Society, you want stability and predictability and relationships for all. You can't have that. You have to let go of that. You want a "moral" society where sex work, pornography, and other vices are in the shadows. You cannot have that either. You have to accept these vices to accommodate the populations you have allowed to be created, and their demands. Society must encourage the creation of new social norms to accommodate incels.

INCELS MUST:

--accept that sex, romance, etc. are not realistic for them and move on to other things and pursuits in life

--become acclimated to using and patronizing sex workers and pornography

--care for their own mental health by accepting their fates. Relationships, sex, and romance aren't going to be available to everyone.

Incels, you want relationships and sex and marriage and families. You cannot have that. You must accept that and move on to other things. You must also let go of your pedestalization of women. You must let go of that too. Women are just as bad as men. Women can be shitty people just like men can, and some of them are really shitty.

EVERYONE ELSE MUST

--leave these men alone

--respect incels' basic human decency and human rights

--accept that incels will be with us for the long term and will be part of our society

--ignore incels' "misogyny". It's not illegal to be a misogynist. Their "misogyny" isn't hurting you in any way.

--stop making false claims that incels are claiming "entitlement" to sex from women or that incels are a danger to anyone. No, you don't have to have sex with them. No, you don't have to be in relationships with them. You do, however, have to respect their basic human rights and their right to exist.

You want incels to shut up. They're not going to. They have a right to say what they want. You want incels to go away. They're not going to. Since you won't fuck them (and no one is going to make you fuck them), you have to put up with their existence. You want to abuse them. You cannot do that. You have to respect their basic right to exist.

Now. Everyone - can't we all just get along?

EDIT: Damn, some of you are just cruel, heartless bitches. You won't even let incels have porn and hookers? You don't want to fuck them. OK, I'll give you that. Fine. Don't fuck them. But you won't even let these guys pay for it with women who are willing to take money for it? You won't give these guys ANYTHING?? Goddamn, you're cruel and mean spirited.