Come on. Let's have a laugh at life, no matter how dishonest or honest we try to be, a sense of humor is basically every pickup artist's basic skill (next to communication, of course).

Mine would be that date with a French tourist. Imagine being horny as hell and finding a pretty woman sitting by herself, and she welcomes my company. Next thing I know, my 8-12 yo cousins were laughing at us pretending I was gonna insert the swordfish up her pussy while we were eating. It was a bad date, of course. I had to cut it short because we had to leave in an hour.

Next, I went to a trip in Thailand and met this sweet girl from Malaysia. She was somehow clumsy with her phone. She told me it was fresh off the box, but she fucked it up so bad during the trip. So, I let her borrow my phone. One night, I was about to withdraw money from Western Union and my professor called my number. He was pissed when this sweet Malaysian girl answered my phone, thinking I was gonna skip the farewell party for a hookup. To make things worse, that girl arrived the same time as me into the party. Needless to say, my professor was pissed at me that night.